Me: Hey Sebo.

Fellow Georgians wear a jacket and you'll be fine.

RIP canadians.

But seriously wear layers my brothers sisters and siblings in cheesus

It's about to hit us here in Oklahoma and the rest of the southern states that are not used to this level of cold.

Please take this seriously if you live somewhere this is going to impact significantly.

I just sincerely hope texas' power grid doesn't fail them again.

but at least a small blessing is that this isn't bringing much precipitation with it and the worst of it will be the wind.

Anyway. Stay inside, wear layers, and bundle up. Get your cold weather shit prepped now if you haven't yet.

I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way

Test your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors

Fryingpangender

This is the only gender I've coined and the only one I plan on coining.

A gender related to frying pans.

Y'all make the flag because I'm totally not too lazy to make one myself

this is mostly a joke to playfully and not panphobically fuck with pan people (because they're technically now attracted to frying pans now that it's coined) but identify with this if you want

once again this is not panphobia

Me: listens to HRE's marukaite chikyuu

Me afterwards:

image credit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/586805026452255061/

Hello dear,

I’m a disabled trans 🏳️‍⚧️woman who is trying to reach the crowd for help and I’m 20 years old, Almost half of my life I have lived in a transphobic community and unhappy life... Creating a gofundme campaign is my last option to pay for rent, basic medical bills,utilities and live a happy life. Please 🙏💵donate any amount and reblog on your viral blog and social media to gain more attention.

https://www.tumblr.com/zendayajon/705432148008730624/help-disable-trans-girl-zendaya-to-safety

Sorry im broke :(. Y'all reblog tho

Hi! I’m the Aerican Empire!

Ask me anything!

and that kids is how you punch a nazi

i must pass the wisdom of this video to my cousins once they become of age

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day – even the littlest thing counts

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