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A Horse walks into a bar . . .

. . . The Bartender sees such a vivid depth of despair and ennui in the Horse's eyes, like the Horse has stared into the abyss and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep that the Horse could no longer believe that he himself nor anyone nor anything else existed.

To say something exists requires knowledge of self, which requires knowledge of existence of the self, an obviously impossible leap of logic, absurd to even attempt to conceive or contemplate.

The Bartender, in that single instant within the Horse's mind, became the nothingness the Horse perceived, and thus was rendered speechless.

If neither the Horse, nor the Bartender, nor the bar itself can be said to exist, then why should he ask, how could he ask, "Why the long face?" The question can have no meaning, and that which has no meaning cannot be stated.

The Bartender, dumbstruck, not by realization of mortality but by fundamental doubt that he was ever alive, gazes into the endless depth of the Horse's eyes, and asks him, "Sir, I beg you say, do I exist?"

The Horse replies, "Neighhhh..."

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anti-antidani

2 years ago

"my child is fine" your lonely-ass child has spent so much time maladaptively daydreaming about a nonexistent romantic partner that they've imagined almost every possible scenario and will never be satisfied with any partner in real life because no one will ever compare to their fictional significant other and anyone who could will take too long to reach a level of trust and intimacy that will satisfy their agonizing desire to love and be loved

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anti-antidani

3 years ago

so. i had to get tested for covid today bc my sister has it. i haven’t heard anything at all yet and it’s making me more and more anxious 🙂🙂🙂

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anti-antidani

3 years ago

just a warning for any mcu writers who may have these two delightful people following them— you should promptly block them as they are not only plagiarisers, but bare faced liars when called out claiming they “didn’t steal anything” (from @metalbuckaroo and @bubblebuckys respectively) and the first troglodyte has been responding to asks with extreme homophobic slurs so on top of being a thief they’re a disgusting piece of shit too

@/bucketbarnes1917 and @/blueeyedsupersoldiers