You've Gotta Dance Like There's Nobody Watching, Love Like You'll Never Be Hurt, Sing Like There's Nobody

Rich People Driveway by Lance Asper

Randy: One night I got a call - a P-300 downtown. There was a bumper sticker on one of the cars, and it said, "Happiness is a choice." I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but it changed my life. I mean, I made a decision right there. I chose to be happy. I mean, I really believe that. I mean, you have the power. You can choose to be happy.

Monk: I guess I should read more bumper stickers.

Randy: [yawning] Everybody should. Okay, it's late. I'm gonna to go sack out.

Monk: Yeah, good night.

Randy: See you in the morning.

Monk: Wait a minute. P-300? Isn't that a fatality?

Randy: Yeah, it was pretty ugly. The driver hit a tractor-trailer head on. He and his wife were both DOA.

Monk: And this was the car that had the bumper sticker, "Happiness is a choice"?

Randy: Yeah, that's right. Well, actually, it was on fire when I got there, so it was hard to read.

Monk: And this didn't deter you or make you think twice?

Randy: [shrugs] It was an epiphany, Monk. You can't just choose where you get it. I mean it could come from a guru on a mountaintop, or it could be from a bumper sticker on a burning Subaru.

Monk: "It's over there."

Natalie: "What?"

Monk: "Dog...you know...dog...doo..."

Natalie: "Did you step in it?"

Monk: "If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, on my way to the Emergency Room, wouldn't I?! Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring."

Yung Poppy

Monk? The whole house is laid out at right angles - everything except this table. You want to tell me why?

–‘Mr Monk and the Very Very Old Man’

Supermoon. Cologne, Germany by Pangea

The April Pink Supermoon rising in the pink of twilight, next to smoke from a nearby fire.

how tf did he hit every beat i am screaming