I'm Stealing Both Of Them. No One Is Stopping Me.

I hate how much I'm laughing at this, but it'll be soooo true.

Y/N: "Urogi? Would you still love me if I was a wor-"

Urogi if Y/N was a worm:

Is okay, sis. Have fun with Gyokko.

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling: If there were other supernatural creatures in the KNY world, that demons could kill and eat (for example: werewolves, sirens, mermaids and a thousand other fantasy creatures), would their blood be more "interesting" than humans due to not being fully human blood? Like, could it be similar to a marechi type of taste? Don't know how that popped up in my head.

And now we'll have Toyotama-hime's opinions on the uppermoons!

Kokushibo:

She basically loves and adores him like any normal girl would with her father, but she also ignores some of his rules about her "not needing to fight" and literally became a martial artist threat to everyone breathing on Earth.

Douma:

She's on the middle ground with him, liking and hating his presence. She has even broken his jaw every time he called her muteness "adorable" because it's actually not fun to not have a voice and be seen as the "perfect victim" because she can't scream for help.

Akaza:

She loves him like he's her second brother, but also doesn't like how he only spars with Hirakugo and not with her. He's also on the firsts to know if she ever makes any small improvement in her passions or likes.

Hantengu:

She just pities him and tries to calm him down in every meeting that's held up, and she's in. She's confused on why he's always so cowardly, but Hantengu (and his lying and conceiving ass) starts to act even more cowardly every meeting to have her attention on him. (greedy attention and comfort whore)

Gyokko:

She likes his art skills and how he also uses his victims for art. She even painted some of his vases with his permission, and they often share ideas on how to become more brutal to reveal the rawness of their victims in art.

Gyutaro and Daki:

She also finds good presence with them, and her and Daki are quite close friends. She, too, as Hirakugo, sees the two of them in Gyutaro and Daki. Daki and her even often times share their kills of people at the end of the night! Hell, the two are even the first to know that Hime makes jewelry from her victims' bones!!

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling

Hantengu (Love) clone oc: Sakuro by Deroniecomme on X, again.

He's a big boy... I'm climbing up that tree faster than any climber there is.

I just now noticed he has a rose in his ponytail!!!! Ahhhhh!! It fits him so well!!!

I mean, he the clone of love, so roses, love? Makes sense.

That's what I've been thinking, but I've got an obsession with making even the weakest girls dangerous, so she gonna use wisteria against them. People definitely can tell I adore Shinobu and Mitsuri because of the "sweet, kind and gentle girl that can absolutely destroy you with your own weaknesses" trope. She also gonna tease them about it, too.

@hantengudelulu, would demons eat really malnourished humans? Like, unhealthily skinny, but have really good blood? I've had a question like that for some time. Like, do they have a type of humans that they prefer to eat? If so, would they even go out of their own way to eat the unhealthy skinny one with good blood? Or is blood and flesh combined to have a good meal?

𝕸𝖟 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖚'𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖗𝖙

Since the release of the third season I've often thought about the upper moons bdas, mainly about Gyokko's and Hantengu's. And I think especially Hantengu's has been really underestimated. In my opinion, it has a lot of potential and is probably even more terrifying than most of the other's blood demon arts if you try to imagine it in a realistic setting. So I thought I'd share some of my thoughts for those interested.

Urogi's scream ⊹ His power is probably one of the most underrated ones. And interestingly, the one power that most of them share - him, Zohakuten, Urami and Hantengu's main body.

A lot of people underestimate the danger of loud noise. Not only is it crucial for demon slayers to be able to hear their surroundings to identify where an unseen attacker might come from - the ear is also the balance organ. Seeing Tanjiro struggling to hold his balance during his fight with Urogi would have been a nice detail.

Judging from the effect that Urogi's screams had on Tanjiro, I think it's safe to say his screams are above 120 decibel, which is when it actually starts to be painful. Sounds above 150 decibel burst your eardrums while sounds above 185 damage internal organs and can be deadly. I am not sure of the total range of his volume, but Zohakuten demonstrated that he coul rip someone apart with his scream. Mitsuri only survived because of her special muscle densitiy.

Also, sound travels faster through water. Urogi could e.g. pick up his victim and drop them into a body of water before diving under and screaming at them, causing a lot more damage. Of course his feathers would need to be water-repellent. And not even taking into account his power, just utilizing his ability to just pick up a weaker slayer and drop them into a lake for example, would already debilitate them, as it's difficult to get out or they might even drown if they can't swim.

Sekido's lightning ⊹ His power would obviously be extremely powerful if it worked like actual lightning. But in the anime/manga he rather imitates lightning. Aside from the obvious fact that physics laws don't seem to exist in most media and we're dealing with a dark fantasy anime, it's still fun to imagine his power as realistic as possible.

Sekido could make people's heart stop, partially blind them and even cause the blood vessels in their brain to burst. Those few who survive to tell of the demon's power would be marked by unique patterns stretching across the skin where lightning hit, known as Lichtenberg figures. Perhaps blinded and deaf, they wouldn't be able to fight anymore.

Even though most people who get hit by lightning survive without major injuries, it's still a unique power that is perfect for stunning an opponent. I suppose the author made him appear weaker for the plot. In a fanfiction it would have a lot of potential though.

Urami's size ⊹ This is mainly about how terrifying his size actually is. He's twice as tall as Tanjiro, standing at about three metres or nine feet tall. Imagine being in Tanjiro's situation and having Urami's giant hands wrapped around your head. The immense pressure would be insane. Genya really was Tanjiro's savior in that moment.

Additionally, it was interesting to see him not burning up immediately when hit by the sunlight. The scene was definitely stretched and felt longer than it actually was, but he still didn't make an effort to find shade. Comparing this to Akaza, who seemed terrified by the upcoming sun, indicating he is likely not as resistant to the sun despite having a higher rank, this seems like Hantengu developed a bit of a resistance to the sun even if only for a few seconds. Or this might be a unique feature about the clones. Since Urami is not the main body, he might be able to regenerate faster than the sun destroys his cells as long as the main body is safe and therefore survive longer when hit by sunlight.

@virtuousweakling, should I write a smut with Karaku or Sekido demanding too much of a virgin, pure girl? I can see them definitely do that.

Love it

Muzan, speaking to the Upper Moons: Today is the day we reveal to Japan the existence of the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness! Kokushibo: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

But how would they be treated in just general? Is it at least somewhat normal? Probably not, right?

Girl, hold on a second. How are geishas treated in the Red Concubine AU? Are there like small rule breakings for them? Because they would need to "marry the art"? Or are they just not there at all? I just have a small idea I want to do as a side fic or like my own little story inspired with your AU.

Geisha are still there as part of traditional Japanese culture in the red light district. They cannot leave it. If they do with permits they dress as the commoner women and are veiled. They are used to entertain nobles and foreigners

The handmaids tale had a red light district called the Jezebels. So similar stuff here