@hantengudelulu @virtuousweakling "He Is Not One Of Us" From LK2 Sounds More Right, Especially If We're

I can literally see him purring or growling in happiness at finally someone who shows him empathy. Poor girl will never escape.

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@virtuousweakling

Listen, I just know that if somehow, a demon, EVEN THE UPPERMOONS, get close to a human who gives them what they didn't get enough of in their human lives, they just won't leave it alone. It's kinda like an AU of mine where a demon can have a favorite human that they don't ever let go of, because why would they? It's THEIR human. Period.

Why can I see him allowing that? The clones would probably be embarrassed as hell.

Hantengu being held and babied by afab reader with blood in a baby bottle

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Imagine if the demons can also do that. The uppermoons being even more accurate with the higher rank.

Vampire girlfriend who keeps diagnosing your autoimmune diseases based on how your blood tastes.

have you had salt in the last month??

precious princess your levels are off i made you an appointment

She buys you compression leggings

Fuck service dog she barks when your blood pressure is dropping and holds you up when it gets too low

" your heart is doing it Again!!" " I know!its MY heart, remember?!" " But YOU are my heart."

" you have a fever...." " What?;" " these undead hands FEEL ALL."

You convince her medical school may be worth it

Big mistake. Now she can sample and taste out everything like the wine snob she is.

Y/N: *bonk on birdie boy*

Urogi: *squeaky toy sound*

Y/N: .....

Urogi: please... no....

Y/N: *multiple bonk sounds*

Urogi: *angry screeching and squeaky toy sounds*

Urogi, but he makes a squeaky toy sound if you bonk him on the head

(I'm bored as hell, so I'll just introduce one of my kny oc's, but no art cause I can't draw to save my life :'( ))

Toyotama-hime: "The mute geisha"

Hime is the daughter of uppermoon 1, Kokushibo, and her mother Hira is an oiran in one of the Yoshiwara houses. She also sometimes even works as a geisha in some of the ED houses, but not for long periods of time.

Some Hira information:

Her mother, although it may appear just like a normal oiran, is also a protective spirit/legend over all of the red light district houses no matter what. She's her own mythical creature of Japan, a ten tailed white lioness. Hira was born with albinism, which became somewhat loved in the ED because of her. She protects everyone (sometimes may still kill, though), but mostly women and young girls. She has a high-quality education in a lot of things and a lot of topics, like astronomy, philosophy, psychology, biology, and literature.

Toyotama-hime's appearance:

Yota is an almost spitting image of Hira, but she has Kokushibo's hard glare when she's absolutely pissed at "no words can describe" level. She was born mute and with Alexandria genesis, but she mostly has a problem being mute (as everyone probably would), because she cannot at all say what she wants and often has to write it down or use some different communication techniques, which she secretly doesn't enjoy doing. She also has Kokushibo's hair color and similar hair type, but she just braids it for most of the time.

Toyotama-hime's personality, skills, hobbies and likes:

Toyo is collected, peaceful, sassy, stubborn, intelligent, gentle, compassionate, serious, honest, emphatic, and generous. She enjoys writing her stories and small books, crocheting, reading, and naps. She's also a giant cuddle-bug and won't deny any opportunity to cuddle or get cuddled. She's really affectionate and just tries to survive the urges to squeeze anyone smaller than her cheeks and coddle them. She knows how to comfort anyone and everyone from their struggles, even also having the nickname "the comfort and healing angel" in the houses, because of it. Her presence is calming and comforting in every single room that she's in.

Yep, that'll be my girl, Toyotama-hime, ask questions if there are more curiosities about her!

(And now cause I need opinions, because I just need them)

@hantengudelulu, @fallstreakfeathers, @virtuousweakling, what do you think of my girl?

Okay, I don't know if I can ramble about this here freely, but if I'm honest with my own opinions on Demon slayer and Kagaya especially, that motherfucker can hang himself and I'd burn him with it as well. Like, the fuck is your sick ass doing using people at their most vulnerable times to make them into your soldiers?? The fuck you mean you let A CHILD become a hashira???? Don't you have some fucking patience or are you this desperate, you son of bitch!! I almost know it in my bones that his daddy was also a bitch!! How many fucking children died because of your selfish ass needs?? I'm fucking aware that demons are a high problem, but have some fucking decency to not collect child soldiers!! I'd rip his head off myself if it came to it!!! EVEN KILLING HIS OWN DAUGHTERS IN THE EXPLOSION WHILE LETTING HIS SON LIVE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!

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@virtuousweakling

Should I continue to make my headcanons that demons are fucking weaklings against angels and gods in KNY? I mean, angels and gods are literal light beings, and they're weak to any kind of lighting that similar to sun, so maybe? Their bda might also not be so effective, or the angels can easily heal from them like nothing a lot happened to them. Also, they can't hurt the angels' children, cause then of course, angel children

I can also see their swords far more powerful and damaging than nichirins or any other sword. Hell, maybe Angel breathing can top or be next to Sun breathing from it's high chances of harm to demons.

I don't know how I forgot about Toyotama-hime's older brother, Hirakugo. He's taken the albinism from his mother and is a Moon breather with a white Nichirin sword. He also has Kokushibo's eye colors and short fluffy hair. His personality is just the exact same as Kokushibo and absolutely hates uppermoon 4 Hantengu because of his "fake innocent" act and would just want him to at least do the minimum and not tremble and stutter as much in front of Muzan (he thinks it's disrespectful to do that in his presence). He's just basically a second Kokushibo, but an albino version with short hair.

@hantengudelulu, @fallstreakfeathers, forgot about him. Sorry 😞

@hantengudelulu @virtuousweakling, if biblical angels were in the demon slayer universe, would it be possible for them to scare the shit out of demons? Like, I'm just continuing to imagine Archangel Michael fucking up every demon he sees without a break.

((This is also my call question if I could actually make up a fic like that, it's too good of an idea))

He looks so cute, comfy, and adorable like that....

Karaku and Urogi definitely will be the loudest to wake him up.

Hantengu fell asleep in his chair while doing crossword puzzles.

Will his five rambunctious boys wake him up or will they let him sleep?