[Headcanon] How Kumo Really Ended Up With The Nibi.

[Headcanon] How Kumo really ended up with the Nibi.

Alternatively: That one time Tobirama made friends with the Necromancer Hellcat.

Because I can totally see the Nibi trolling the Shinobi world. Mito thinks it’s hilarious, and Tobirama has got to get his kicks somehow.

It begins when Mito seals the Kyubi into her navel with nothing but ink and chakra. Suddenly the whole shinobi world is gearing up, ready for battle. In the idiot-mind of Tobirama’s older brother (seriously, this naïve trusting nature of his will get him killed someday) the best thing to do is to track down the other bijuu, seal them up into nice little packages, and ship them off to neighboring countries.

‘Everybody gets a Bijuu!’ He announces over the kotatsu during dinner one night, beaming at his own brilliance.

Tobirama facepalms when he hears this.

Mito snorts, but secretly she agrees with her brother-in-law.

This can only end in tears.

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4 years ago

This is cute... And they're all queens. No one can change my mind

Pssst, I need more Norika ships. Do you have any Norika ships that aren't Norika/Nae? (it's adorable but she can't be the only one crushing on my mermaid princess).

HELLO!!!! Finally an ask about my bubble bae

YES I /personally/ love Norika with Gabriella but also Nae/Norika/Gabriella in a poly relationship because NORIKA HAS TWO HANDS🙌🏻💙🌊

Because obviously the only other female GK would have a crush on tht wonderful being that Norika is and the poly ship because I think they would work out really well~

Also I don’t personally like love triangles and I’d rather see them all happy being a power lesbo trio🤷🏻‍♀️

2 years ago

This is beautiful ❤️

Cr: checkoutafrica : IG


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3 years ago
EXCUSE ME OBI-WAN WTF IS THAT LOOK

EXCUSE ME OBI-WAN WTF IS THAT LOOK

Mr. Puppy Eyes


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3 years ago

Haha I'm having emotions~

Okay, secretly, or not so secretly, I really like the idea of Dooku and Ahsoka as a duo?? Nno no listen, it's wholesome I know nobody cares butT

I like Dooku as he was prior to the Disneyfication of Star Wars. The guydude who called Obi Wan his grandson before asking Palpanite to spare his life? That one, your honor.

Cause my HC (supported by Episode 3 zhe novel and Labyrith of Evil) is that after losing Qui, Dooku did an oopsie. He channeled the dark side. Maybe it was just for a moment. But somehow, in the old story, Dooku finds Darth Sidious on his own, he figures it out or senses him. Doesn't tell any of the Jedi cause fuck those losers they let his padawan die! and he goes to wreck Palpatene's ass (But Palpitane got in his head, and yeah..)

Before all that, Dooku was supposed to take Yoda's place as the next Grand Master of the Order. (I haven't read that, somebody told me that. Idk how credible it is, but I dig it as an idea and I think it makes sense)

My point is, I assume that losing Qui Gon was a big deal to Dooku. A big enough deal to throw his entire life and work out the windu. On top of that, I think Ahsoka and Qui Gon share some personality traits that I find important in this case: they're both stubborn imps, they value the work of a Jedi more than the title of a Jedi, they both look inward for answers, they're both Consulares, etc.

Putting all of this together, if I could add something to Dooku's story, it would be him meeting Ahsoka as a baby.

No I will not shut up about this ☝️☝️☝️

Haha I'm Having Emotions~

Because Dooku was a bad bitch but a good politician, and thought slavery was barbaric, it wouldn't be impossible for him to sense Ahsoka while visiting Shili on a "diplomatic" mission? He'd also have the money to pay off the imposter Jedi or have the skill to, at least, expose them.

(I see Dooku as the Qui Gon of the Sith btw. Like they're both very grey but on opposite sides of the spectrum..)

Dooku would take Ahsoka with him but he wouldn't tell Pilpitine. Dooku wouldn't trust that Ddried up cucumbér and more importantly, Dooku might've been angry with the Jedi but he didn't hate them like Anakin did. Dooku would take Ahsoka with the intention of giving her to the Order.

He would call someone like Master Plo, someone trustworthy, because I think Dooku didn't regret his decision for leaving the Jedi. But he might have regretted leaving without somebody there to replace him?

If Qui Gon was alive and Dooku still fell to the dark somehow, he'd have left knowing Qui Gon was there.

I think Ahsoka embodies a lot of the Jedi spirit™ that Qui Gon had and the heart or Hope that Luke has. If Dooku had met her it would help heal some of his wounds and subsequently pull him away from the dark side. If only by a little tiny bit.

But it would be enough, if over time he watched her grow by his grandpadawan's and Anakin's side. It would take more energy for him to channel his powers and it would add to his weakened state if he suddenly had hope!

In the beginning of Episode 3, he loses to Anakin a little too easily (and pls I don't wanna hear about Anakin being the chosen one, he could be Avril Lavigne's double for all I care here). And in many versions of the story it's said that the Dark Side feeds on the people that use it and weakens them. Like what force lightning did to Pilpatene.

👉👈

Okay I'll come clean.

I hate when characters just die and nothing happens. Dooku died and nothing happened.

But if he knew Ahsoka was still somewhere out there. If he had pulled some strings here and there to ensure her safety? Then that means Dooku died with a little bit of hope... And that's what Star Wars is all ABOOT!!!

And I would have them meet again when Ahsoka had to battle her darker emotions inbetween Episode 3 and and the Mandalorian BUT that's another talk for another time when I'm on crack and need to scream about them again

Boop

Haha I'm Having Emotions~

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4 years ago

Kidou: *sighs* Explain to me how Genda broke his leg.

Sakuma: We were running downhill and a deer jumped in front of us, so I yelled, "Koujirou, deer!"

Kidou: Genda, what did you say?

*uncomfortable silence*

Genda: "Yes, honey?"


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4 years ago
Happy Birthday Kazemaru (feb 1st)

happy birthday kazemaru (feb 1st)

4 years ago

"Lucky" Seven - Chapter 3 - Anitzei_Neko - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]

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2 years ago

Girlboss/Malewife but it’s always the brunette/ginger duo

Girlboss/Malewife But It’s Always The Brunette/ginger Duo
Girlboss/Malewife But It’s Always The Brunette/ginger Duo
Girlboss/Malewife But It’s Always The Brunette/ginger Duo
Girlboss/Malewife But It’s Always The Brunette/ginger Duo
5 years ago

This is awesome

Haizaki: What time is it?

Hiroto: I don’t know, pass me that kazoo and I’ll find out.

Hiroto: *Blasts the kazoo*

Fudou, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAZOO AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING???

Hiroto: It’s 2 am.

3 years ago
Master Matako Taught Eldra (x) how To Dance One Of Glee Anselm’s Most Popular Dances. The Dance Characterized
Master Matako Taught Eldra (x) how To Dance One Of Glee Anselm’s Most Popular Dances. The Dance Characterized
Master Matako Taught Eldra (x) how To Dance One Of Glee Anselm’s Most Popular Dances. The Dance Characterized
Master Matako Taught Eldra (x) how To Dance One Of Glee Anselm’s Most Popular Dances. The Dance Characterized
Master Matako Taught Eldra (x) how To Dance One Of Glee Anselm’s Most Popular Dances. The Dance Characterized

Master Matako taught Eldra (x) how to dance one of Glee Anselm’s most popular dances. The dance characterized by rigid movements coupled with limb contortions at the joints with hands and wrist illusions, incorporating some shoulder and head tendrils movements. Hands forming imaginary geometric shapes, such as a triangle, are introduced during motion and moved progressively around the dancer’s body to display the dancer’s dexterity and memory. This dance involves incredible flexibility and fluidity at its most extreme with exaggerated feminine movements, the old version of this dance were mostly perform underwater but the new way is preferably display on land. While not possess a set of head tendrils like her master, Eldra is able to put on some twist with her lekku, she enjoy it as her hobby and a form of mediation in leisure time. 


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