Dude Has A Death Wish

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

Osiris Acrylic on canvas, 2024

Freshwater Crab (Lepidothelphusa menneri), family Gecarcinucidae, Kalimantan, Borneo, Indonesia

This species was just recently described, 2024.

photographs via: Lepidothelphusa menneri n. sp. (Crustacea: Brachyura: Gecarcinucidae), first record of the genus from Kalimantan, Indonesia | Zootaxa (mapress.com)

y'all ever reach the end of google

Poison control is also important for getting treatment for a venomous snake bite! Because they're so uncommon in the US, many doctors are not comfortable using antivenins or will attempt to treat bites with outdated, unsafe techniques. So, if you get bit by something venomous, the best thing to do is call poison control while you are en route to the hospital, and they can actually contact the ER doctor and give guidance on the appropriate treatments, dosage of antivenin, etc AND let you know where the nearest hospital or zoo that has a stock of the correct antivenin is.

Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

don’t forget your pills!

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin