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COMMISSIONS FOR GAZA 🇵🇸

Hi y'all I will be accepting commission/doodle requests upon proof of donation of any amount of money to campaigns from gazafunds.com, Life For Gaza, E-Sims for Gaza, or any verified charity that is helping out in Gaza (Such as UNRWA, PCRF, etc).

any donation of $20.00 or more will be a full color commission of a character of your choosing. Less than that will be doodles/sketches.

you can DM me proof of donation or send proof of donation to fossegrimace@gmail.com. I reserve the right to not draw certain requests if i find them to be something I am uncomfortable with.

From the River to The Sea, Palestine will be Free! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Nautilus By: Douglas Faulkner From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972

Small price to pay for golden goonch

I could strip the flesh from a cow in 30 seconds too just give me some 30% peroxide and some sulfuric acid. Piranhas are not special

These are so fun to make

every year we have to say it

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented