How to catch Pokemon Jungcook (you know what I’m talking about): just throw your pokeball, easy
How to catch Pokémon Min Yoongi: YOU DON’T
NOT TODAY BITCH
If Min Yoongi was a pokemon: you would probably spend 5 Master Ball and he would escape all of them, there would be a special Pokeball only to capture Yoongi the SWAGGER MASTERBALL
Jimin was on fire that day …
I- I just can’t get over Zuko and his arc. Everything he did - everything - was out of this insane drive to prove everyone wrong, to prove that he was worth something, and it amazes me that he never realized just how valuable he already was.
His sister tells him ‘You waste all your time playing with knives. You’re not even good!’ and he masters dual swords.
His sister is a prodigy and he’s told he’ll never catch up. He learns from dragons. He trains the Avatar. He takes her down (with the help of a very skilled waterbender)
He’s left behind by his mother, cast out by his father, hunted by his sister, and Zuko still learns unconditional love.
His father tells him he’s worthless and unloved, that he was ‘lucky to be born,’ and he becomes a man that the world is proud of.
Anything his family said to him, he managed to turn around and build on it. He thrived on it, exploded from it, turned all the negativity into a positive path and it’s just… it’s amazing.
There’s just no end to my love for this character. No fucking end.
Bonus: The weak, banished prince has fangirls for all the ages. Take that, Ozai.
The way he threw that poor bottle cap was rude af. I’m suing you Yoongi
first love ♡
confused jungkook
br e athE
I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH WHO MADE THIS (original owner: Luna Rose on youtube)
the purest
1. Dye his hair in glitter whilst he sleeps.
2. Make a scene where you announce he’s proposed to you and you’re going to get married in a bouncy castle.
3. Mimick his bluntness:
You: “I have a question.”
Yoongi: “What now?”
You: When was the last time you had sex?
4. Make fun of him during his photo shoots by chanting “I AM THE CULT OF YOONGI. MY EMOTIONS DEVALUE YOURS. “
5. Whilst he’s sitting down, sit behind him and pull his lips into a smile.
6. Tell him Namjoon raps better. (Can you see the hypothetical beef in this situation below)
7. Hide all his beanies.
8. Call him at 3am until he picks up, speak out Taylor Swift lyrics to him.
“Yoongi?”
“What is it, brat?”
“I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Shame on me now.
Took me to places I’ve never been
And now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.”
__________ Phone call ends.
9. Wake him up at 5am with an air horn.
“RISE AND SHINE YOOONGSTAAA-”
Yoongi: “You have 5 seconds to tell me why you don’t want to die yet”.
10. Whilst he’s minding his own business eating lunch, shoot a gummyball at the back of his head with a slingshot.
11. Put a how to guide on expressing your emotions wrapped in a glittery box under his pillow.
12. Suddenly collapse down onto the floor and start coughing erratically. As he makes his way over to you convinced somethings wrong, reach out to him with your hand.
“What is it, b-brat?”
“B- B-”
“Bultaoreune”.
13. When he’s sitting still quietly, checking out the girl in front of him yell out ‘OH SHE’S THE GIRL YOU WANNA MANI MANI MANI WITH HUH…WINK WINK YOONGSTAAA”.
14. Hack into his phone and send Yoonjin kink fics to Jin .
Jin: Oh shit.
15. Hit him with a basketball off guard, when he doesn’t catch it say “pfft, basketball player my ass”.
16. Climb up and cling on to his back.
17. When he’s composing/writing lyrics- casually turn up and tell him about your last visit to the dentist.
18. Post a picture of a slug on BTS’ SNS captioned #MINYOONGISAYSHI
19. Envelope him in random hugs.
20. Run, because to be honest, if you annoy Min Yoongi anything like the above you’re halfway to being a corpse.
AN: I figured I would have to go to the extreme of extremes for Yoongi because he doesn’t seem like someone that would get annoyed if you pinch him in general, he’d just do something to piss you off/ scare you in return with a death glare. You would have to be very touchy feely with Yoongi, hence so many cute clingy moments.
gifs of boyfriend yoongi!!
F is for friends who don’t talk to you
U is for you’re alone
N is for never having plans at all, all you do is sit at home
Friend: your crush is coming act normal!
Me:
Me instead of cleaning my room.
Minty Min Yoongi
jimin: yoongi where have you been??
yoongi: asleep
jimin: for two days?
yoongi: yea
jimin: wait wha-
yoongi: did i fucking stutter
[ALERT‼️] video of jungkook at his graduation today!!
min yoongi everyone
when taehyung sneezes™
someone: you’re pretty tho! why aren’t you dating?
me: excuse me ma'am do you think someone wants to date a girl who has 8839 photos of koreans on her phone and other 1534 of memes? yeah me neither
Casual daily struggles
Same Jungkook…same
jungkook: making my way downtown walking fast
random army in distance: jungkook oppa!
jungkook: walking faster
Person: Who do you like?
Me: Park Jimin
Person: I mean a real person
Me: My bad I didn’t realize he was a unicorn
Taehyung: Yoongi-hyung is so cool. I just really love him.
Hoseok: And the more you love him, the less he loves you.
Taehyung: Yeah, it’s kinda unfortunate how that works out.
When you barely pass a test and the person next to you is crying about their 98
When your jokes are full of self-hate and someone asks if you’re okay
Someone: “Why are you listening to chinese music? You’re weird.
Me:
“Name someone who can rap better than-” *interrupts*