Aesthetic: Jimin In Glasses

Bonnie & Clyde - pt 5

“I asked you last week to come over and hangout at my house but you said no. Plus, I’m busy these days. I’ll see you around kay?” You said walking away.

That night, Nari called to explain how pissed off Jay was.

“Y/N, he’s totally pissed, do you know what he said? Jesus. He said you’re a bitch for only using him as your boy toy and then ignoring him. Did you fuck him and not tell me!?” She gasped.

“Oh my god no! I almost did though…at your party.”

She yelped. “Almost!?”

“He didn’t want to…Nari, he outright rejected me, and when I invited him over last week, it was clear that he would never step into my house.”

“He’s the bitch! You gave him two shots and he’s that stupid?” Nari growled.

“It was only one shot and I was drunk so it’s no big deal, it’s better this way anyhow.” You concluded.

“I always knew you had a huge crush on him.” She stated.

“Okay first, no I didn’t. He was just a really hot friend that I started to like a little too much. Second, I think it’s better if I stay away from him.” You explained.

“That’s your choice I guess, but he’s really pissed. He’s even talking about you in school.” Nari said.

“If I hear him myself, I’ll tell Yoongi to kill him.”

“Speaking of Yoongi, I saw the way he was dragging you out the club the other day. It was a bit inappropriate for an employee…Is he your new boy toy?” She squealed annoyingly.

“He was just pretending to be my date, some old creep was trying to hit on me.” You explained.

She sighed. “I was hoping for something more juicy.”

“Keep dreaming.”

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interviewer: so guys can i get you to name a song from your new album and say which group member it reminds you of?

hobi: serendipity really reminds me of yoongi

hobi: *starts singing* you are my penicillin

yoongi: well…um…dimples makes me think of hobi

yoongi: *starts singing tone deaf af* those dimples are illegal, illleeeeeeegaaalll!

jin: *shouting* no i thought that dimples suited namjoon better!

jin: *winks at namjoon*

namjoon: *blushes*

interviewer: *internally screams* WTF!!

peter and reader doing something cute like studying together when peter accidentally confesses feelings?

Blurb night

Peter tapped his pencil as he sat next to you in the coffee shop you picked out doing chemistry. You asked peter to help you study since you were completely lost, peter took this opportunity to try and tell you he likes you.

“So you just move that around and then you get the equation.” He says and you look at him dumbfounded. “Get it?” He tried and you sigh setting down your pencil.

“I’m gonna fail.” You whine as you throw your head back. “I shouldn’t even be in this class peter, I shouldn’t really be in this school. I don’t even know how I got in and now I’m around all these smart people and I’m the stupid one.” You tell him and he sits up.

“You’re not stupid, don’t say That. It’s a hard equation, not a lot of people get it. You deserve to be in this school just like everyone else.” He says. You pick up your pencil and bite the end, god that set peter off, you biting the pencil and thinking hard, looked so sexy.

“I like you.” He blurted, one thing peters powers didn’t give him was common sense. He was still a dork who had no control over his own mind.

“W—“ You don’t even get a letter out before he starts.

“I asked ned to trade seats with me in chem so we could sit next to each other and when you asked me on this study date kinda thing I got excited and then you started biting your pencil which I think is so sex—sorry, cute. And that’s all I wanted you to know.” He speaks his mind and you drop your pencil.

“Y-You like me?” You ask and he nods.

“Yeah.” He says tapping his foot quickly. You plant a soft kiss on his cheek and go back to the equation.

“I like you too.” You smile and his cheeks go bright red. “And if you think it’s sexy that I bite on my pencil, maybe I should do it more often.” You wink and he turns back to his paper and tries to ignore that. But he can’t, the prettiest girl he can think of likes him back. He could look forward to more study dates and actual dates.

The way he threw that poor bottle cap was rude af. I’m suing you Yoongi

When someone mentions food

Requested by Anonymous : Can you do all the times Ladynoir have fallen on top of each other?

here's a few picz of this weird angry pom pom

get you a man who can do both

THIS IS SO CUTE!!

I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT IMMEDIATELY PLEASE I’M CRYING I LOVE HIM

(Cr. Yoonmined on vine)