Namjoon: You know, it makes me so sad. None of them are fluent in English.
Bitch
The
Fuck
Did
You
Say?
(He’s gonna have his ass whooped)
Taehyung: Yoongi-hyung is so cool. I just really love him.
Hoseok: And the more you love him, the less he loves you.
Taehyung: Yeah, it’s kinda unfortunate how that works out.
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when taehyung sneezes™
Yoongi: The cards speak to me, I swear. Trust me.
Jungkook: Ok, tell me my future.
Yoongi: *lays head on cards*
Yoongi: They're saying...
Jungkook: Yeah????
Yoongi: that you're a little bitch.
“With you, I discovered stories, feelings, adventures, that I didn’t know I desperately wanted to be a part of.”
Miraculous Ladybug
post-reveal situation where Mari unexpectedly learns that Adrien’s tutors never realized that his knowledge in the bee-stinging department is…. lacking.
i’m on a parks and rec kick.