IM DEAD

Rapmonster: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.

J-hope: What if it bites me and it dies?

Rapmonster: That means you're poisonous.

Jin: What if it bites itself and i die?

Suga: That's voodoo.

V: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Rapmonster: That's correlation,not causation.

Jungkook: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Jimin: That's kinky.

DAMN THE DELIVERY BOY

Pairing: Jeon Jeongguk / Reader.

Genre: Expecting Parents AU / Fluff and Non-explicit smut.

Summary: Jeon Jeongguk is a computer science major working as a pizza delivery boy, and you are an uninspired published author who has just started an art degree. When you realise that the delivery boy is your old high school crush, he keeps coming back, but with more to offer than just puff pastry and vegetarian supreme. Though little did he know that he would end up giving you something much more that flips both of your worlds completely upside down in the form of two blue lines and nine months.

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month one.

Two lines.

The second is a little faint, but it is there, undeniably there, growing stronger by the second as your heart sinks deeper into the pit of your stomach and suddenly you are keeling over the sink, throwing up a combination of panic and regret. You wipe your mouth, sit back on the closed lid of the toilet, shut your eyes and take a deep breath, holding it until your lungs burn and your lashes fly back apart to look at the test still shaking between your fingertips.

There, right before your eyes, two fucking blue lines protruding like two middle fingers, poking up at you and saying – Congratulations sucker, you are pregnant!

Twenty-three years old and pregnant.

You throw up again.

This has got to be the biggest mistake of your life.

Seguir leyendo

Calum + Guitar

This is me procrastinating. Isn't it just... delightful?

...was gonna be a more serious piece till I saw one of those signs at a local bookstore. I can't control fate

relatable taekook

has this been done yet

puppy

found family

MASTERLIST

[!] WRITING HAITUS.

Okay so I guess it’s time to make one of these ~ (♡ means one of my personal favourites)

Jin:

06. Him: Fluff! He can’t seem to keep his eyes off you.

Namjoon:

11. Stay With Me: Suggestive Smut, Lumberjack!Namjoon AU. namjoon aesthetic shit like y'all like up in the mountains or somethin in a lil cabin. (this request was so great i just had to include it in the masterlist)

Yoongi:

01. He Wasn’t Good with Words: Angst, Fluff? ♡ Based on Dead Leaves by BTS. You thought leaving him was best for him, but was it?

08. She Fell In Love with the Devil: BadBoy!Yoongi AU // Part 1, Part 2, Part 3,  Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12 (HAITUS) “Once, was all it took. She drew me in, one look and I was hooked.” 

Hoseok:

03. In Every Way You Can Imagine: Fluff + Suggestive Smut ♡ You and Hobi had been friends for the longest time. You always thought of him as a protective older brother, but does Hobi feel the same way?

Jimin:

05. If You Were Mine: Light Smut A/N: This is release of sexual frustration because of that Jibooty post that’s been circulating.

09. See You Later On:  Angst+Fluff ♡ Summary: He saw you in the crowd, looking beautiful as ever. He looked at you, then looked away, sadly thinking to himself, “She’s just a fan.” A/N: So, this based on a vine that I saw tonight on my newsfeed, I watched it for 15 minutes straight crying, and even though I’m not finished studying for today, I really needed to write this.

Taehyung:

04: Did My Kitten Miss Me While I’d Been Away?: Fluff + Suggestive Smut ♡ Your boyfriend has been away on tour for three months and you miss him so much that each night he comes to haunt you in your sleep.

07. I Need You: Angst, Fluff. He is a drug, and you’re addicted.

Jungkook:

02. In Every Sense of the Word: Fluff (+ Suggestive Smut?)  Jeon Jungkook never failed to make your heart flutter. Whenever you watched BTS preform from backstage, you eyes would never leave him. Everything about him was screaming perfection. His transformation into the man he is on stage amazed you the most. However his innocent smile and eyes when he’s offstage reminded you that he’s two years younger than you, you shouldn’t be feeling this way about him. You were his Noona.

10. it’s a war zone♡: Suggestive Smut + Fight me Jeon, High School AU, RichKid!Jungkook, Asshole!Jungkook

Quick Drabbles (?)

Yoongi, BadBoy!Yoongi.

Jungkook, Lost in Seoul.

Taehyung, Backbencher.

Jimin, Ecstasy.

Jimin, Babysitting Adventures with Jimin.

Other things.~

What would BTS do on a first date?

Snapchat w/ Bangtan

Texts w/ Bangtan

Video Edits: Often Series | Good Boy | Wedding Dress