DAT Locura.

jungkook killing noonas since 1997

Real smooth man

Incorrect BTS 5/?

(i promise next one won’t be yoonseok or namjin)

if someone asks you who the hell are 5sos just show them this vine

i do not own this vine, credits to its owner

MOUTH WIDE OPEN

MOUTH WIDE OPEN

MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST

guess what’s ruining my life rn

So I did a thing

*walks up to the mic*

Mha brain rot

The crowd boos as I walk away, tripping on my way down the stairs

DAMN THE DELIVERY BOY

Pairing: Jeon Jeongguk / Reader.

Genre: Expecting Parents AU / Fluff and Non-explicit smut.

Summary: Jeon Jeongguk is a computer science major working as a pizza delivery boy, and you are an uninspired published author who has just started an art degree. When you realise that the delivery boy is your old high school crush, he keeps coming back, but with more to offer than just puff pastry and vegetarian supreme. Though little did he know that he would end up giving you something much more that flips both of your worlds completely upside down in the form of two blue lines and nine months.

Count: 9,656 words.

month one.

Two lines.

The second is a little faint, but it is there, undeniably there, growing stronger by the second as your heart sinks deeper into the pit of your stomach and suddenly you are keeling over the sink, throwing up a combination of panic and regret. You wipe your mouth, sit back on the closed lid of the toilet, shut your eyes and take a deep breath, holding it until your lungs burn and your lashes fly back apart to look at the test still shaking between your fingertips.

There, right before your eyes, two fucking blue lines protruding like two middle fingers, poking up at you and saying – Congratulations sucker, you are pregnant!

Twenty-three years old and pregnant.

You throw up again.

This has got to be the biggest mistake of your life.

Seguir leyendo

Tell me he wouldn’t

I saw a comic like this a while ago on facebook (that now i can’t find ;-;;) and the first thing i tought of was chat so… I made a crappy comic!

when you really don’t know what the teacher is saying but you nod your head anyways

when your parents are lecturing you but you don’t really give a fuck

when your friends are ignoring you so you just pretend its ok 

<inspired by taehasjams

gifs from jeonsshi >