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bad kitty

Me before Kpop vs. Me after Kpop

Yoongi: I'm gonna take a nap. Don't bother me.

Namjoon:.....

Namjoon: Hyung is taking a nap...

Hoesok: Which means we're....

Both: Suga free

Yoongi: Get the fuck out. Now.

20 Ways to Annoy Min Yoongi

1. Dye his hair in glitter whilst he sleeps. 

2. Make a scene where you announce he’s proposed to you and you’re going to get married in a bouncy castle. 

3. Mimick his bluntness: 

You: “I have a question.”

Yoongi: “What now?”

You: When was the last time you had sex? 

4. Make fun of him during his photo shoots by chanting “I AM THE CULT OF YOONGI. MY EMOTIONS DEVALUE YOURS. “

5. Whilst he’s sitting down, sit behind him and pull his lips into a smile.

6. Tell him Namjoon raps better. (Can you see the hypothetical beef in this situation below)

7.  Hide all his beanies.

8. Call him at 3am until he picks up, speak out Taylor Swift lyrics to him. 

“Yoongi?”

“What is it, brat?”

“I knew you were trouble when you walked in. 

Shame on me now. 

Took me to places I’ve never been

And now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.” 

__________ Phone call ends. 

9. Wake him up at 5am with an air horn. 

“RISE AND SHINE YOOONGSTAAA-”

Yoongi: “You have 5 seconds to tell me why you don’t want to die yet”. 

10. Whilst he’s minding his own business eating lunch, shoot a gummyball at the back of his head with a slingshot. 

11. Put a how to guide on expressing your emotions wrapped in a glittery box under his pillow. 

12. Suddenly collapse down onto the floor and start coughing erratically. As he makes his way over to you convinced somethings wrong, reach out to him with your hand. 

“What is it, b-brat?”

“B- B-”

“Bultaoreune”.

13. When he’s sitting still quietly, checking out the girl in front of him yell out ‘OH SHE’S THE GIRL YOU WANNA MANI MANI MANI WITH HUH…WINK WINK YOONGSTAAA”. 

14. Hack into his phone and send Yoonjin kink fics to Jin .

Jin: Oh shit. 

15. Hit him with a basketball off guard, when he doesn’t catch it say “pfft, basketball player my ass”. 

16. Climb up and cling on to his back.

17. When he’s composing/writing lyrics- casually turn up and tell him about your last visit to the dentist. 

18. Post a picture of a slug on BTS’ SNS captioned #MINYOONGISAYSHI

19. Envelope him in random hugs. 

20. Run, because to be honest, if you annoy Min Yoongi anything like the above you’re halfway to being a corpse.

AN: I figured I would have to go to the extreme of extremes for Yoongi because he doesn’t seem like someone that would get annoyed if you pinch him in general, he’d just do something to piss you off/ scare you in return with a death glare. You would have to be very touchy feely with Yoongi, hence so many cute clingy moments. 

“Let’s fly with our beautiful wings in 2017 as well“ - Kim Namjoon, acceptance speech for Artist of the Year

when you really don’t know what the teacher is saying but you nod your head anyways

when your parents are lecturing you but you don’t really give a fuck

when your friends are ignoring you so you just pretend its ok 

<inspired by taehasjams

gifs from jeonsshi >

i hate you, i love you. (m) | 02

Part 1 | Part 2 | - [Drabbles]

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst/Smut

Description: You hated him at seven, warmed up to him at twelve, and liked him at fifteen. Now the two of you are twenty years old and inseparable best friends… and you’re absolutely in love with him; he’s in love too—just not with you.

Word Count: 9,013

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His body collapsed in the empty space next to yours, heavy breaths falling from his swollen lips as he waited for the harsh rise and fall of his chest to subside. His mind was wrecked with a numbness as he let the spikes of pleasure wash through his body. The room was completely soundless except for the weighted pants falling from yours and Jungkook’s mouths. But eventually his breathing, along with yours, returned to normal, leaving the two of you in deafening silence.

Jungkook’s fucked out mind, now completely clear as the weight of the situation finally settled inside of him. He just slept with his best friend… and he honestly wasn’t sure what to do now. He turned his head to the side slowly, an anxiety forming inside of his chest at the thought of seeing your reaction.

What he saw was you, staring straight up at the ceiling, tight-lipped, and not daring to look at him. The sight scared him, he couldn’t tell what you were thinking as you refused to turn your sights towards him. Should he say something, should he reach out to you? He wasn’t sure what the right option here really was.

But before he can make a decision he watches as your body suddenly lifted into a sitting positon, throwing your legs over the side of the bed as you prepared to get up. Jungkook is quick though, swiftly reaching forward to grasp your wrist before you can get up. He can see the noticeable stiffening of your bare back as his hand wrapped around your skin, and it makes a sickly feeling run through his stomach at your visible lack of comfort with him.

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me: im sorry i cant go my schedule is full of crying over bangtan