Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.
Holly fuck YES
Ambessa "twink hunter supreme" with a parent-child duo of Silco and Viktor would be making Vander and Jayce so uncomfortable
She has her full charm on for the two of them. Suggesting that she needs to make the time to visit Zaun if these two are an example of the callibar of... people she will find down there. Commenting on how Viktor gets so much of his looks from Silco. How lucky Vander is to have managed to keep such an attractive man for so long. How she wishes she had of met Silco when they were both younger (with a little joke about maybe Viktor might have be hers instead if they had). How she would love to meet with either of them in private to discuss their work some more.
Vander's used to people hitting on Silco and to an extent Viktor too. And while Ambessa is kind of in another class compared to the usual seduction attempts on them Vander's seen what they can do if the attempt goes too far. He'll get involved if he needs to but they've got it under control for now. Neither of them are reaching for the silver-wear to stab her it's all good for now.
It's Jayce and Mel who are the more interesting reactions.
Mel because, yes, she knows what her mother is like generally but please for once have a little tact. One of them is a pillar of his community, current cunning politician and former revolutionary and the other a Jayce-sexual scientist. And both have very sharp tongues and can be very petty when they want to. Why did her mother have to hone in on the two of them when she could go flirt with any of the other twinks in attendance?
Jayce wants to carry Viktor back to their lab and importantly far away from Ambessa. But also he doesn't understand why Vander seems to be laughing it off - she's openly flirting with his husband??? He wants to insert himself into the conversation to try and get her to back off but doesn't know how to without getting on Silco's ire. So he keeps doing loops of the room barely listening to anyone else because he's watching the three of them the whole time.
Justo lo que le hacia falta a mi obsesión por los magical boys xd :v
🍭✨🎀 Magical Dragon Power 🎀✨🍭
Hiccup in a Modern au accidentally dressing a bit racey at times. Mostly because he has 0 comprehension of his physical appearance at any given time (got that "I grew up being called ugly" trauma).
So he always ends up in tight shirts, crop tops, tiny shorts-
Yes all the riders (+Dagur and Viggo ofc) appreciate it but are eternally confused by how Hiccup keeps doing this accidentally
Omg, I love it. I want to see Hiccup in those outfits so badly now!
Soy piscis :v
He looks like a puppy!💝
Been rewatching the how to train your dragon movies lately 💙
Free my man
i desire this man carnally
maybe it's the furry in me but I love the comedy of Primachs having mild animal instincts bc Big E was a lil to creative with DNA in the gene lab
Leman and the Lion carrying their Astartes by the scruff of the neck and moving them around in the middle of the night because they heard a noise and got frightened
Sanguinius going broody and sitting on top of Blood Angels, sleeping in a nest lined with his own plucked down feathers
Corax stealing particularly shiny items and generally being a nuisance around the palace bc there is so much fucking gold
Vulkan temperature regulating by lying in volcanic craters
Vainas que no tienen que ver una con la otra y reblogeo por que sí :v
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