Astrid: A Doctor Earns £140,000 A Year. Furry Artists Earn £160,000 A Year.

Stoick: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Hiccup: Dad, you raised a leader not a follower. I would be the first one off that cliff

Shipps en PMMM ser como😭

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.

Jayvik living their post-canon lives at a cottage by a stream with their 4 kids 🌼

more silly httyd (*cough* rtte *cough*) headcanons!!

they managed to convince gobber to not tell anyone about the whole "lycanwing" thing with tuff being a lie. they just let people believe he's actually a lycanwing. whenever it's a full moon, the riders act all solemn and twitchy. tuff is nowhere to be seen. if you ask ruff, she just looks at you sadly. gothi and stoick are the only ones who know it's a joke. berk lives in fear. the truth only comes out roughly a year or so later, when they forget it's a full moon and everyone's just like, "oh."

they regularly have prank wars. there are alliances, betrayals, double-agents, everything of the sort. don't tell fishlegs anything; he's a blabbermouth. don't trust astrid; she will use this prank against you. if you go after hiccup, the revenge will be 10x worse. the twins are not against using violence. stoick banned their prank wars on berk. now, they go to a random island to go completely savage.

once, in an extremely sleep-deprived state, snotlout made a "your mum" joke to hiccup. before they knew she was alive. hiccup now brings it up whenever he needs to win an argument.

they use chicken, her babies, and the dragons to make weird, soap opera-esque performances. they get very creative.

they've all tried to learn gothi's stick language. the results vary. hiccup is fluent in it. fishlegs can understand most, but not all of the symbols. after that, it's ruffnut and tuffnut. snotlout and astrid can't understand it at all. languages are not their thing.

when they get drunk, it gets pretty weird. fishlegs is a paranoid drunk. snotlout cries, as does tuff. astrid gets unreasonably angry. hiccup tries - and fails - to complete stunts he's never attempted before. (thankfully, toothless doesn't allow this. he made that mistake once. never again.) ruffnut just flirts with people.

ruff has SO MUCH rizz. like, an ungodly amount of it. she pulls so many bitches (especially the wing maidens, cough cough).

the twins helped hiccup with making the dragon blade explode. many tests were conducted, and much property damage occured. eventually, they had to just move to an uninhabited island (aka prankster's isle) in order to test it properly.

Hasta cuando más muertes?! Hasta cuando más niños/madres/abuelitos sin comida en la barriga y medicinas? Hasta cuando vamos a seguir viviendo lo mismo?! 

Si estas imágenes no les tocan el corazón, definitivamente no deben de ser humanos!  #SOSVENEZUELA  #NOMASMUERTES

-Una chica invisible. 

PD: Necesitamos que estas fotos den la vuelta al mundo para que sepan lo que sufre nuestro país. Por favor, ayúdanos a que todos sepan por lo que estamos atravesando, se nuestro granito de arena, de verdad necesitamos que el mundo vea la crisis que estamos atravesando los venezolanos. Por favor… Les prometemos que no les tomará mucho tiempo

Kiss kiss

they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world