MALLEUS DRACONIA
evil bastard
listens to nicki minaj on his nokia 3000 (bought his absolute brick of a phone from sam’s 1 Thaumark Sale so nicki is Very Staticky) as he sits cross legged on his chair, plotting revenge on the plebeians who have been unfairly Hogging your attention for the past week
ever since you joined his Gargoyle Study Club, an influx of nrc students started mass applying to join in your stead
was ecstatic at first. made everyone Homemade Gargoyle Shirts that say I ❤️ GARGOYLES on the front until he quickly realized his beloved gargoyle study club had morphed into the Y/N Dating Club
first off. no one knows you’re dating. sebek banned the two of you from ever going public with your relationship because it “tainted the reputation of our lord and savior malleus” and also “stripped him of his lovely (spiritual) fertile maiden’s bosom”.
???????
fertile???? maidens????? bosom?????
Basically No One Knows Your Dating. which means you are free real estate and the population of nrc want to move in!
malleus gets jealous incredibly easy because he thinks (THINKS) he is a Certified Expert With a Masters Degree on the topic of knowing when people are into you. (He is Not)
he Fell in love with you so everyone else has to be Stupid to also not fall in love with you
like why are you breathing so cutely? why are you walking so prettily? why are you speaking so breathtakingly??? is enraged if anyone disagrees with him but is also enraged if anyone agrees with him.
basically :
“yeah, i have a crush on y/n”
malleus: ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
“no, what? i don’t have a crush on them…”
malleus, breathing heavily: ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
tends to get clingy when you’re talking with someone else
oh? you’re talking with another guy? he’s wrapping his arm around your waist. oh? you’re working with another guy on a school project? he’s intertwining your hands together.
ends up getting so jealous with everyone in his Gargoyle Study Club that he comes up with a Genius Idea (it’s not genius) (it’s horrendous) (and a little insulting)
bans everyone in the club from attending or joining Any Club That Is Hosted By Malleus Draconia for. personal reasons.
blocks sebek on his nokia and sends out a formally penned letter to everyone in NRC that he is dating you.
you’re ??????? at why the Gargoyle Study Club has suddenly dropped from 27 members to 2 members in the span of a day. and why you got a whole thesis paper on malleus’s dating life.
malleus starts walking you to classes everyday and is the Perfect Charming Boyfriend to everyone around him
meanwhile. sebek purchases a flamethrower
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HES A WIUTTGCHHH OIUGHH HHHHGOOOOI
summary: You offer your blood to a wounded vampire in an alleyway, and now Ruggie can’t seem to leave you alone.
notes: 1.9k, fic, cw for violence, a short fic about Ruggie for @ridhearts fantastic vampire au!!
Ruggie hisses as he rips out a chunk of wood lodged in his shoulder, throwing it down the dim alley he’s currently hiding in.
Stupid vampire hunters, thinking their stakes would be enough to take him. Those things were about as effective as a sharpened pencil, and yet the hunters never learned. It’s not like getting stabbed repeatedly was fun, though it was far easier to deal with than the other weapons the hunters liked to carry around.
As soon as Ruggie got his hands on whatever human thought it would be cute to try to sabotage their monthly exchange by ambushing the Savanaclaw coven with the hunters… well, he’s certain some of the more restless coven members would appreciate having a human to chase down and tear to pieces. Ever since they implemented the deal with the neighboring town, giving blood in exchange for residents no longer fearing leaving their houses after dark, some of the vampires had been complaining about how boring it was to no longer hunt–
Footsteps. Ruggie’s ears twitches as he sits up, wincing. He isn’t in any condition to deal with more threats, not with all his wounds. He hadn’t been able to kill all of the hunters, so have they come back to take him down for good…?
“Are you okay?”
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Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay! I'm Bee and this is where I'll post about twisted wonderland! I'm a 19 years old brazilian, bi and ace, and go by she/her. I have many thoughts, although very few, if any, are coherent. Do try to not lose your head :)
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tw; mention of blood and death
MALLEUS DRACONIA curses himself for being weak. he’s always prided his strength as crown prince, but as you lay in his arms, weak and bloody, he resents himself.
“i’m sorry,” he murmurs into your palm, kissing the tips of your fingers as you cry. “i am so, so, sorry.”
you squeeze his hand, tears running down your cheeks as you intertwine your fingers together. “i’m scared, malleus.” you whisper, hands shaking.
malleus has never known pain this excruciating. it pulls him apart, tears his limbs, gnaws at his nerves.
“wait for me.” he pleads, bowing his head into your arms. “i beg of you.”
you smile. “i’ll always wait for you, malleus.”
you’re still smiling when you pass. it’s only hours later does lilia finally pull malleus from your body, eyes red and face gaunt as he whispers his final farewell.
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watch my immaculate taste in fanfic:
thank you for the tag liya <333
I didn’t make this one this time, but I found a fanfiction tropes tier list on tiermaker.
This was fun to do! I can’t wait to see what everyone’s favorites are! My all times are ‘sharing a bed’ and ‘fake relationships’.
I would like to add a ‘vampire AU’ which I’d totally put in A Tier.
Tagging: @postwarlevi @holy-guacamoly @levisbrat25 @levmada @levimay @nelapanela94 @ackermandick @ack3rlady @heich0e @darlingheichou and anyone else who wants to play!
In which Azul coerces you into fine-dining at the Mostro Lounge for their third anniversary. One major problem? You’re tight on Thaumarks for the month, and only couples get a discount.
“And then he clawed me in the face,” you exclaim, motioning wildly with your hands. “Like, what the hell! I carry that furball everywhere, and he decides to pull this shit just because he’s hungry? I slept in for fifteen minutes!”
Jade carries your books at his side, nodding every-so often in careful attentiveness. “If I may, why not let Grim loose at Mostro Lounge? I’ve grown quite fond of him.”
It starts off genuine, until he lets loose a smirk, sharp teeth rising above his bottom lip. “In fact, I was about to suggest another test-run of Azul’s parasitical anemones.” He laughs, shrouding his reaction beneath his hand in polite courtesy. “What do you think?”
“I think you’re a sadist.” Looking around, you tug on Jade’s sleeve, lowering your voice. “But speaking of Mostro Lounge … what’s your stance on favors?”
“I’m not particularly fond of them.” He side-glances you, curiously. “Will you be joining us for dinner tonight? If you’re unaware, it’s our third-anniversary. We’ll be providing an unforgettable dining experience, along with a special discount for couples celebrating their own relationship milestones.”
“Jade,” you groan, frustrated. “wrong answer. Try again.”
“Hm?” The smile tugging at his lips feels too innocent. In fact, the gleam within his eyes makes you think he knows exactly what you want. “Use your words.”
“Wanna help me out?
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thank you for the tag Trau!!
I did two versions, Jade and I (left) and my Yuusona and Jade (right)
your yuusona looks so pretty Trau!! I love the purple hair streaks! and your OCs seem very interesting!
tagging: @italoniponic @pandoa (idk if you two were already tagged or not- anyways feel free to do it if you'd like to!)
Create yourself and your f/o (fictional other)! [Link]
I couldn't decide so I did two. Haitham and Ayato turned out so cute shdjshd *chews on them* (+ also sorta face reveal of me, I guess? lol)
No pressure tags: @zhongrin @silentmoths @ainescribe @x-zho @kaelily @hiraya-rawr @feeblescholarmyass @laireste @baeshijima @snobwaffles @i23kazu @mimi-cee-genshin @intothegenshinworld @dawndelion-winery + anyone who would like to do this as well.
Bia, as always, I love your reblog tags <3 I'm sorry I can't reply to them always but pls know I hold them dear to my heart and if you want to talk about it via message or asks, I would love to! Have a "completely normal and proper" conversation about a fictional character that can't rest in being the smoothest man in the universe when saying that he's glad he's awaken to kiss the reader- I DIED ON MY CHAIR AFTER THIS PHRASE I NEEDED A MOMENT TO PACK MYSELF TOGETHER
no worries Cherry, I know you always see them!! I love commenting totally sane things in the tags and pontual thoughts that absolutely have nothing to do with me sendo gadinha de personagen 2D 😁
* I open your ask box *
* I scream incoherently about a fictional character I'm obsessed with *
* it's literally just me simping in all caps, you stare while questioning my sanity *
LIKE SILVER'S GOT GAME! HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT! BUT HE DOES! IF HE'D ONLY GIVE US ONE CHANCE !!!!!!!
What’s your favorite ship if any and why? :D -🦭
HII 🦭 ANON!!
hmm tbh I don't care much about any particular ship in twst, but my OTP is everyone x therapy for sure 😊
other than that, I actually enjoy MC ships a lot! since MC's personality varies depending on the player, there are many possible dynamics with different characters, which makes it very interesting for me!
between the character themselves, I like Rook x Vil, Ace x Deuce and Trey x Cater a lot too, there are many cute fanart and edits of them! tho I'm a multishipper, so I can see many different pairings I'd like. one rarepair I like is Ruggie x Jade because they are both my favorites and they bring me immense joy (no I don't care that they have two or three interactions)
there are some ships that are kinda popular that I like more as a platonic dynamic tho, like Floyd x Riddle (it gives me a bit of bully vibes? but as a dynamic they are so funny), Malleus x Leona (it would not work out, but every interaction between them are SO FUNNY I love it when they keep provoking the other) Epel x Deuce (look it's very cute, but I feel that I like their friendship more), Riddle x Trey (their childhood friendship gives me a bit more of brotherly vibes ig) and Azul x Jamil (I can see it bc of Azul's schoolgirl-crush-like acting around him, but I think it's much funnier as a platonic crush and Azul just doesn't know how to make friends)
hmm idk any more popular ships lol, as long as it's not something weird (like teacher x student or smth) I don't mind them much. in other forms of media I tend to lean more into character ships, but on self insert games I like to explore more their dynamic with the MC!
Here is a group pic of Maleficent's goons. I think that one is Sebek's inspiration. Although I still think the lightening factors in somehow too.
oh I just remembered the pig looking ones!! also they look so goofy lmao
the croc one could definetely be part of the inspo!! tho I think the lightning is the most prominent aspect used for his character, it would surely explain where the whole half crocodile fae thing came from without getting Tick Tock involved!!
"Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all mad here. I'm mad. You’re mad. You must be or you wouldn't have come here."
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