Probably When I Got Totally Hooked To The Show Way Back In 2005 😍🤤

easy, white chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt~ (´-ω-`)

Jaskier: I'm basically a fitted sheet. I'm annoying, hard to manage, and complicated

Geralt: True

Jaskier: But you still want me on your bed

Geralt: also true

I’m not ready for there to be no more new Macgyver each week 😭

Definitely no changing my mind, this show needs to be saved.

This is the reality of my life now 😭😭😭😭😭

I miss hanging out amongst the beautiful art 🥲

EVERYDAY I COME HOME FROM WORK AND WISH FOR NEWS ABOUT PRODIGAL SON BEING RENEWED AND EVERYDAY I AM DISAPPOINTED 😞

The next week is seriously going to feel like a year!

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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So beautiful and so true! 😍

You are made of tougher stuff. (insp)

Oh, is so Jaskier and Geralt coded 😂

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