I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (๐ฅด๐โ๐ชฑโ ๐๐ฎโ๐จ) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..
THEN... NNN NNNN
... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '
From my old blog
...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...
... FUCK HER?
๐ฅด well, yes
๐ won't hold my breath with my track record
๐ฎโ๐จ why d... ๐ซ aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
๐ค๐ญ hmmm 1 ๐ฅต, 2๐ฅต, 3๐ฅต, 4๐ฅต, or (๐ฅด), 5๐ฅต ?
Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (๐ฅด) Kick me in my... (๐๐ค๐ฑ)? Be my key holder? (๐...)
Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(๐ฅด)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (๐ง๐ค) ..... ๐คค
Do you have a favorite?
" 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 coming! Ready or not. !!?? I thought you were going to hide somewhere? "
๐ถ " .... OH ..... yeah ๐ฌ I just....err sorry. Can you start again ๐ I'm ready. You'll never find me "
๐ฟ " 10 ..... 9 ..... "
๐ฅต๐ฑ nnnnn NN NNN NNNN
" if you don't keep quiet I'll easily find you ๐ "
๐ฆ
" I'm home darling. Who was that driving off just as I pulled u...๐ณ...OH " ....(๐๐ญ hmmm it's been a long time since I got home to a greeting like THIS)
" ... GOOD. Good timing IN FACT. Come here, I've got something for you ๐ ... No, you'll need to be kneeling to get it ๐ "
" I just went to change your sheets, seeing how I've been on you all weekend about the smell and you've not done anything about it SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE โผ๏ธ๐ฟ Now, I'll ask you a question once and ONCE ONLY!! So think carefully before digging yourself deeper in shit!! Then I'll show you what I'm holding behind my back. Ok? "
๐ฌ๐ญ shit I KNOW she can't have found any drugs, I just had the last line ๐ strong stuff too. Fuck me it doesn't half make you randy ๐ฅต DEPRAVED as well. I WISH SHE'D FUCK OFF OUT THE BATHROOM, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO IN THE SHOWER FOR A GOOD WA... ๐๐ LOOK AT HER TI...๐ฑ๐ซฃ DON'T START THINKING LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU FFS๐คฌ GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. DAMN I THINK SHE'S BEEN SAYING SOMETHING TO ME.. " err sorry I can't hear very well at the moment, lots of earwax according to the school nurse ๐ฌ๐ "
" I said, HAVE YOU BEEN ...
" .... no ๐คฅ .... why ? "
" THEN WHY WERE MY PANTIES UNDER THOSE DISGUSTING SHEETS? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH SOMETHING?? "
๐ถ........๐........๐........๐๐ญ look at the way they wobble about when she's shouting ๐ฅต NN ๐ฆ GH!! ๐คค....๐ฌ๐ซฃ
I bet ....
Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well ๐ฑ it could easily be left and right TOGETHER
๐... nn ...
NN ๐ฆ GHhhhh
... haaaa ๐ซ ... ๐ถ ... nn ... NN ๐ณ ๐ง GH (๐ช) ... ๐คค
Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (โผ๏ธ) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...
...๐ง๐ค๐คค
Not perfect but 100% natural
.... and ....
Yes... nn...nnn...๐ฅต... NN NNN NNNN ๐ฌ๐ can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNNโ ๏ธ๐๐ฅต๐ตโ๐ซNGH๐ง๐ค
Which will be before you even reach the bed..๐ฎโ๐จ๐
Before even getting upstairs probably..
Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..
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