Remus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Sirius: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Remus, already taking off their clothes: God, Sirius, you’re so fucking stupid.
dedicated to @urmumsfan
u a moron
next thing you'll know you have 4 cigarrettes in ur mouth 🗿
Henry is honestly the most normal person who experiences migraines tbh
Sirius: No, please don't do that, Chhhhjrist..
James: It's over, he's speaking baguette again.
Sirius: James-- no.
James: oui oui, im gonna hit you with fish and chips with a one way trip to france.
@nidoole I CAN'T FIND UR POST BUT HERE'S JAMES GIVING SIRIUS SHIT FOR HIS ACCENT
when the line between wally clark and james potter slowly blur
if u gotta pee then pee
but if u dont then dont
a cherry blossom petal fell on my nose and i let out the most gut-wrenching sneeze of my life.
How can we go back to being friends?When we just shared a bed?How can you look at me and pretendI'm someone you've never met?
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