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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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Steve: *says something about how Tony owes him an apology*

Tony: Y’Know what? I don’t think I’m ever going to waste an apology on someone who’s iq is lower than the temperature of this room.

Stephen, portalling in Because His husband senses were tingling: Tony please. You need to calm down, you’re not thinking straight.

Stephen: Clearly His iq is lower than the temperature of the water he crashed in.

Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

😂😂😂

*Peter on top of a rooftop screaming at Mysterio*: fake wizard!! That’s identity theft and illegal!!

Mysterio: what?

Peter: there’s only one wizard and his name is Doctor Dad

That is so clever!

Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

😂😂😂😂

Patton, running into Roman’s room very panicked: ROMAN, LOGAN MADE THE WINDOWS ERROR NOISE BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE FLOOR

Roman, utterly confused: I…what??

Patton: HOW DO YOU RESTART A HUMAN

Roman: Patton you need to calm down and tell me what happened

Patton, taking deep breaths: Virgil giggled

Patton: and I think it killed Logan

Patton: and we need to restart him so Virgil doesn’t go to trial for murder

Roman, blinking slowly: did you try replacing the batteries

OH SHIII-

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