(BMC) Rich Got A Boyfriend, Song Parody

(BMC) Rich Got A Boyfriend, Song Parody

Parody: Rich Got a Boyfriend Song: The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire) By: Be More Chill

The parody no one asked for, and yet I made. Also I kind of gave up halfway ahaha sorry ~*~

(MICHAEL) Come on Jer I know you’re there, ugh Wait until I tell you what I heard It’s too great to type it out It’s ripe Call back You’ll freak out, I am sure

(JEREMY) Player Two is calling Player Two is calling Player Two is calling Hey!

(MICHAEL) Oh my god Oh my god Okay so

At the end of school last evening Very end of school last evening Did you see Rich?

(JEREMY) Yeah, I saw Rich

(MICHAEL) So he’s behaving weird beyond his normal habit Jumping up and down like a crazy rabbit

(JEREMY) It must be hard living with no squip I can’t blame him for kind of losing it

(MICHAEL) Right but He’s not insane

(JEREMY) I never said he–

(MICHAEL) Yo, he’s not insane!!

(JEREMY) I never said he…?

(MICHAEL) No Because I know that it looked wack But there were reasons for his lack Of dignity– he had a plan he was scared to do His fear kicked in and made him look like a goddamn fool Now, do you want me to tell you?

(JEREMY) Spit it out, spit it out!

(MICHAEL) You really want me to tell you?

(JEREMY) Spit it out, spit it out!!

(MICHAEL) I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend

(JEREMY) I’m your boyf

(MICHAEL) Yeah, I know So here’s what happened at the school-day’s end

Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date Wooojejwjhah Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date Woooah

He told him he was bi Wanted to give guys a try

And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!!

(JEREMY) Omg, Chris, answer me This Is some major news that you need to hear!!

(CHRISTINE) Ignore

(JEREMY) And also space and awkward face I know you’re not very into gossip and that we’re still uncomfortable over our failed relationship but I actually think you’ll like this and I’m sorry once again about everything, okay? Smiley face, huggy, question mark

(CHRISTINE) Hey

(JEREMY) You good?

(CHRISTINE) I am

(JEREMY) Awesome so At the end of school last evening Did you see Rich?

(CHRISTINE) No I left quick

(JEREMY) So he’s behaving weird and Mike was freaking That Rich lost it; he was shrieking

(CHRISTINE) His life is really bad just give him a break He still has burn marks from burning down that house

(CHRISTINE/JEREMY) His life is really bad just give him a break He still has burn marks from burning down that house

(JEREMY) Right but That’s not the point This time he actually had a plan Involving Jake– I think you already understand

Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date Woooah He told him he was bi Wanted to give guys a try And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!! And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!!

(MICHAEL) Hey everybody, have you heard? Rich got a boyfriend, now go spread the word!

(JEREMY) Sending a text! (Text) Sending a tweet! (Tweet) Sending a text! (Text) Tweet! (Tweet) Release the information, step and repeat

(CHRISTINE) I’m glad to hear (Hear) That Rich is snout (Snout?) No I meant out… Did I say snout? Sorry guys, my typing skills are awful, no doubt (All her typing skills are awful, no doubt!)

(ALL) R-I-C-H We’re all here Just in case anyone tries to point or leer Jake is lucky, so are you You guys are adorable… And a good match, too! R-I-C-H We’re so proud The tall popular guy is finally away from the crowd R-I-C-H We’re all here Screw the haters, you have us so don’t you fear!

{Insert passive aggressive screeching}