Paring. Rex Splode X Reader

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Haha yo ass is funny now get me pregnant 😼

if i get u pregnant id possibly disappear from your life.. heh heh... 😈 i will not treat u right.

೯⠀⁺ ⠀ 𖥻 𝗢𝟭 ⠀ᰋㅤㅤㅤ⋮ㅤㅤㅤㅤKenjaku's princess

♡ imagine being his little pink princess you get all kisses when you're alone you're his princess of course you'll get kisses

♡ imagine getting all pink soft plushies once you get them he'll fuck you in front of them so pretty, He'll call his good girl!

♡ imagine getting spankings because you did not listen to a word he said! He won't be soft though! You're just a pretty princess who needs spankings :3

♡ imagine getting fucked so dumb! Like his cock is kissing your womb he wants you to have all his cum! Maybe he'll call you his cumdump! So pretty!

Inspired by⋮ @dolcettamagica. My favs! Love you girly 𐙚 !

paring — GOJO SATORU x READER

notes — part 2 of partying ig??

warnings — DNI , NSFW

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NANAMI KENTO AS BRAD PITT !

png credit: @angelikyu

FAT HAIRY THIGHS

pov; reader being done with trashy bitches who are talking shit about her

— if you were choso older sister pt1

saw you like a post from an account even tho they said to not interact if your a mdni😭

I'm 18 I don't feel like changing my bio but I will change it someday (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Also here's a photo of some bearded dragons that I took at PetSmart (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Finally pookie I'm gonna read it (update: amazing btw please read this it's so cute ngl) 🙂‍↕️🤍!!

꣑ৎ contains ★ Fluff ft Satoru Gojo :: dad gojo , domestic fluff , comfort moments , gojo is acting like a man child , light humour . W/C ★ 0.4k

˙🧷 ̟ Sia here ! :: Based off of this request from @alixezae !! Sorry for the long wait 😣 Had to put these in queued order because tumblr hates me apparently but I could never forget thank you very much for the request 😋😋😋 also not really a part two of morning monologue but still.

Satoru was sat on the couch, his baby nestled against his chest, small fists clinging to his shirt. His normally smug grin was nowhere to be found — replaced instead with a dramatic pout as he watched you move around the room, effortlessly drawing the baby’s attention without even trying. You must be wondering how we got here.

It had been weeks since he’d noticed the shift. At first he thought of it as a silly coincidence. Babies went through phases right? But this definitely was not a phase. Your baby loved you in a way that made him feel like he wasn’t even there, you could say. It left THE Gojo satoru — the most charismatic person in existence — relegated to the sidelines.

He tried everything. From silly faces to floating toys. Peekaboo could only go so far — nothing seemed to work. His precious baby would giggle politely and act humoured for a few seconds, but then immediately looked out for you again.

It was funny at first but now it’s humiliating, Satoru would say its not fair how much his baby gave you so much attention so much that eventually it made you wonder if you gave birth to two big babies instead of just one.

“You’ve bewitched him,” he muttered, his voice low and accusatory. You glanced over your shoulder, brow raised. “Satoru- What are you talking about?”

“Satoru junior,” he gestured dramatically to the tiny bundle on his chest “We were supposed to be each others number one fan. But he treats me like some guy at the park trying to lure little kids into the back of his van with dorritos.”

“Firstly, I dont remember agreeing on such a name. Secondly, You kinda do” you teased, leaning down to press a kiss to your baby’s head. “But I guess he just loves me more.”

Your baby babbled in agreement.

Satoru groaned flopping back onto the couch like the weight of the world had just crushed him. “This is betrayal on the highest level.”

Before you could respond your baby stirred, letting out a soft — sleepy whimper. And without missing a beat, Gojo shifted them against his shoulder while his hand instinctively pat his back in gentle, rhythmic motions.

You watched as the tension melted from his face, replaced by something softer and more genuine. Your little baby’s tiny hand clung to his shirt, his breathing evened out as he drifted back to sleep.

Satoru looked up at you, his expression smug once more. “See? I’ve still got it.”

“That was a pity nap,” you said grinning.

“Stop trying to steal my credit,” he huffed.

And as your baby nestled closer to him, Gojo decided that maybe being second place wasn’t so bad — especially when it came with moments like these.

UPCOMING — fics & smau.

warnings - dark content, fluff, crack, smut, angst, minors do not interact!

characters - jjk, mha, invincible, naruto, demon slayer, call of duty

sideblogs - @flithykunna

Content that are coming soon!

Busy part!2 — April 20th, 2025

Brother's best friend — April 7th, 2025

Tequila shots — here now! April 5th, 2025

Boxer!sukuna — here now! March 29th, 2025

sand siblings — April 10th, 2025

tags — (let me know if you wanna be tagged in this!)

note — credits to the owners of the divider & the png, gojo image on pinterest