Marauder Brainrotted So Hard I Dreamt A Whole Wolfstar Fic

Modern age, James, Peter, and Sirius are in the stage of becoming an animagus where they have the leaf in their mouth for a month.

I can just imagine anytime someone asking why they’re being so quiet they just hit them with the 🤫🧏

I had this thought earlier and had to share, I think it’s so funny 😭

An early valentines post :)

why was my walk home lowkey giving robin from the black phone…

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

still the funniest thing ever to me ngl

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

this is so barty core

Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.

Barty: Whatever you say, love.

*sometime later*

Barty: Here you go.

James, holding flowers: Thank you??

Barty: I’m as confused as you are.

How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…