Screaming Crying Throwing Up Etc.

*taps mic. clears throat* snorkmaiden

*crowd cheering, people throwing roses on stage*

Sometimes a blorbo isn’t even from my shows. Sometimes a blorbo is from a story band narrated by immortal space pirates. Sometimes a blorbo is a disgraced scientist trying to discover a cure for a horrible disease and was tricked by a god into briefly marrying his mom

waking up in a sweat

Host club with Jeffrey Combs characters

You're a Federation civilian in Star Trek. You risked your life to fare space, and Starfleet officers will sacrifice anything for your safety. Were they to fail, the captain will make a passionate speech about how you were an exemple of bravery and resilience.

You're an earth civilian in Doctor Who. A cyberman chop your head off while you're on your way to the grocery store. It's aired live on BBC news

Not enough people talking about tzatziki