Um Actually, Guinevere And Lancelot Got Better, And The Pendragons Lived As A Happy Family

Not enough people talking about tzatziki

honestly just want a spider-verse spinoff where spiderpunk and spider noir team up and beat the shit out of fascists for 2hrs

This Hannibal episode was wild lol

the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians

me: ok

the mechanisms: do you promise to love them

me: yes of course

the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

It's true

transporter malfunction

yo mister white I’ve got a new friend. she’s a doctor. she gave me an interesting prescription uhhhhh what was it again? ohhh ya ya right half an ounce of lead to be injected into the brain. & it wasn’t a prescription for me. Bitch

Hate it when people say that romantic relationships need to have sex in them

Like bro that’s what SEXUAL relationships are for

Do you see S E or X in ‘romantic’????

NO

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work: