Bro I Saw One Picture Of This Woman And I Need Her. Now.

And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant - and all it cost was 2 hours of sleep, Ayesha Erotica, and the self-respect of your entire online audience. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.

Obviously Dukat's continued predation on Bajorans is all flavours of deply fucked up but the moment when he ad-libs the "Ah.... It's a miracle!" when the cultist's child turns out to he half-Cardassian is so absurdly funny. You can see his face fall for one moment when he realizes he fucked up real good this time. When he realizes everyone will see what he did the best that he can come up with is "let's all kill ourselves real quick". A true master of improvisation. Always 10 steps ahead.

I'm no longer sending out my resume, I'm only sending out this video because it describes me as a person better than any document ever could

Living among the Federation has made you woke Garak

i love this post so much

mulder gets a text

Saw this pic, like, a thousand times, never to this day knew it was Riker from star trek playing trombone in wherever he is that just look like godforsaken backrooms. Why

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.

omg look what I found in the commentary for "The Last Mabelcorn"

here you have it folks straight form the horse's mouth totally not edited yadi yada