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Inky Mystery but as The Office characters. I need to talk to someone about this PLEASE. I have a Cast A and a Cast B since I can’t really choose who would fit which role better.

some IM headcannons because I can

Cuphead always tries to get Felix to smoke with him. He would slide a joint to him as if it’s a pen and just smiles at him and says “ You know you want to… it’s okay” He is always rejected every single time.

Bendy is an amazing cook when it comes to breakfast foods but can’t cook dinner to save his life. He would make the best waffles with bacon you’ll ever have in your life but put some rice in front of him and it would somehow become brown in a matter of seconds.Don’t even get started on chicken.

Boris CANNOT control his facial expressions. He is full of sass and you WILL know when he doesn’t like what you say and he won’t need to say a word. He’s always side eyeing people while hearing their conversations. Bendy and Felix try to tell him it’s rude , but it’s no use.

Mugman stares into space a lot and it’s always in someone’s direction. And he stares wide eyed for minutes long and it freaks everyone out.

Holly loves affection but in a platonic way. She is ALWAYS touching someone , whether it’s holding Bendy’s hand or putting her head on Felix’s shoulder or playing with Red’s hair.

Mickey cries when he watches romance movies. He is banned from watching romance by himself , he gets too emotional and just sits in a pile of snotty wet blankets until someone ( most likely Oswald) finds him and cuddles him.

Felix wears his usual baggy clothes since he is insecure of his body. Although he is ripped due to his adventures, he used to be a bit chubbier in his zany days and the insecurity never left. It’s only after joining the quest is when he feels more confident in his body.

Oswald collects colognes. He prides himself on how he smells. He is a cologne expert and he knows where to buy the best colognes and which ones are best for who. He went out and bought a cologne for Cuphead that would match with the cigarette smell since he would literally gag on how bad he smelled.

Alice would take pictures of everything. She loves memories and she thinks this is the best way to cherish them. She’s always seen holding a camera or having one nearby so she can take a picture , even if it’s just everyone sitting in silence.

wait till bro finds out Felix had it at some point 😭

Oswald after seeing one if his beloved family members dying again

Felix and Oswald going to a “ friends outing “ on Valentine’s day ( date ) and coincidentally sees Cuphead and Bendy at the place they’re having dinner at for the same reasons and ends up becoming a double date

YES YES AND YES

They hate each other because they remind them of themselves

Something something oswald sees all of his worst flaws in fanny and vice versa so they start out hating eachother but as the time goes on because they both have silver tounges they cant stop calling eachother out at times projecting their own flaws onto another untill they cant out run the fact the things the one hates the most in other is something they themself posess so they just hit this brick wall of realization that almost everything they've been saying to eachother also applies to them

they start to think of the other as an accual seperate people whom they've been bugging like crazy and they realize they owe eachother an apology after witch they decide to help eachother overcome those flaws together hand in hand

Something something

Some of my Inky Mystery Headcanons! (A lot of future ones)

• Oswald has a thing for black cats that he will never admit. Everyone in the circus crew knows, Donald is the only one that makes snarky comments about it though.

• Felix only realised his queerness in his early 30s and is now plagued with recognising the feelings he had for men in the past that he brushed off at the time as jealousy or just really really wanted to be friends. Oswald on the other hand just kinda knew from the beginning, it wasn't really talked about but his siblings and friends all knew early on that he swings both ways. I think they both experimented with guys before in their 20s. Oswald under the guise of a "joke", figuring out what guys he did and didn't like. Felix still honestly believing he was only into woman had a couple drunken flings with men in university, he was the one of the "Alcohol-Induced Bisexuality" guys.

• Felix sees Holly as a niece to him. Holly has always seen Felix as a fatherly figure but as soon as someone mistaken them for an uncle and niece everything clicked for her and she began treating Felix completely like an uncle. Even slipping up on it and calling him uncle Felix on accident.

• Holly loves bothering Felix about meaningless drama and gossip and will consider her mission a success if she can get a genuine uncontrolled reaction out of him, like a face of outrage or disgust or laughing at an inappropriate or mean joke.

• Bendy brings out a completely different side of Holly in school. While Holly has always been quiet and a model student, with Bendy she will get in trouble for laughing or talking too much in classes she has with him. It freaks out her old classmates.

• Bendy and Holly become really close friends over their years at uni together and consider each other best friends. They are insufferable and can often be seen together or in their little trio or quad with Cuphead and Alice.

• Cuphead will bring both Bendy and Holly coffee and sweets on their lunch times or study breaks as an excuse to bug and spend time with them. No one knows how he got in. He knows Holly's and Bendy's uni schedules to a t it's actually concerning.

• Holly completes her major at the top of her class with many outstanding awards for her contribution to the understanding of Micco culture.

• Bendy majors in mechanical engineering and minors in anthropology mostly due to Felix and Holly. He wishes he had the anthropology class before he had to study demon history as it would of made it so much easier to follow. Holly gets really excited when she finds out she has like one class with Bendy. He discovers he likes to figure out the way things work, that being either mechanics or people.

• Out of the circus crew Goofy is actually the best at comforting Oswald about his late wife and with the struggle of being a single father in general.

• Both Oswald and Felix being used to being romantic gentlemen to their girlfriends will often laugh about doing the same thing such as both bringing each other roses at the same time or offering to open doors or pull up chairs for each other. It takes them awhile to figure out what's comfortable for each other without the heteronormative expectations of what they should be doing for each other.

• That post about Anzu finding Felix attractive was just too good to not make some headcanons about. Anzu lightly flirts with Felix to get a rise out of Bendy. Felix is clueless and thinks he is using flattery to use him to do something for him later down the line. Felix politely takes the compliments but doesn't engage further than that. Bendy HATES this and rants to Holly about it. Holly also hates it and they both keep a close eye on Anzu when he's around Felix.

• Felix is very shy about his and Oswald's relationship (dating) at first but becomes the one to fluster Oswald more often further into their relationship. He has the rabbit completely wrapped around his finger. Dominant Felix! I will die on this hill. Hear me out PLEASE. WE ALL SAW THE WAY HE TEASED OSWALD IN THAT SCENE IN OSWALD'S BEDROOM.

• On that note, Felix is a MASSIVE tease even when they are alone. A quick flick under Oswald's chin with his tail. A steamy makeout session just for Felix to go be busy with a task. A raunchy joke or comment said in public that only Oswald can hear. This drives Oswald NUTS since he really doesn't do all that much romantic teasing, he loves attention and is not patient about getting it.

• Pre-Labyrinth Felix used to brew extra of whatever tea or coffee he was making for Cuphead and Mugman to put in their heads. Felix would always add some type of crema or sugar to Cuphead's brew, 1) because he found out Cup injoys sweet things and 2) in hopes of "sweetening" up his personality (this was unsuccessful). Holly began to create a list of how different beverages affected the cupbros when she noticed what Felix was doing. It also gave the cupbros a scene of Felix' mood that mourning, the same double shot expresso for 3 days in a row? Felix was stress researching. Cuphead would never admit how upset he was when Felix stopped doing this. Both Dishes barely change out their drinks Post-Labyrinth.

• Despite Felix' importance on accommodating Boris' wolf requirements, as an adult he ended up with cat mannerisms. It wasn't just the fact that Felix raised him but also Bendy having cat-like traits already just for them to be extremely amped up since meeting Felix. People think Boris is weird for his cat mannerisms and he was a little embarrassed of them at first but just sees them as a connection to his family as an adult.

• Alice and Bendy had kids pretty quickly once they settled down. Watching Bendy with Oswald's kids gave Alice baby fever while dating, to the point she would sometimes have to remove herself from the scene. Being angel-demon hybrids some of their children with shape-shifting abilities took on physical traits of Boris and Felix. This was a pleasant surprise to all of them, Bendy just about cried when he found out, Alice was so happy they could have physical traits from both sides of their families. Now people that know genuinely that Bendy, Boris and Felix are biologically related. The three have fun with these claims.

• Blending Oswald and Felix' families together turned out to be easier than either of them thought. Felix was extremely nervous at first with Oswald's kids but most of them handled Felix' more parental role very positively. It wasn't an overnight thing, Oswald and Felix had a lot of conversations about subtle changes as not to overwhelm them. The children calling Felix their second mum stopped pretty quickly after Felix started to take on an actual parental role, opting instead to refer to him as just Felix or going by Bendy and Boris' system of pops - Oswald, dad - Felix. Surprisingly Bendy was the first to start thinking of Oswald as a second dad figure, even before Felix and Oswald were official. Boris was confused on Oswald and Felix' relationship before he learned that gay people exist, after that he was thrilled to have Oswald as a step-father. Mickey was arguably the most excited when he's told about Felix and Oswald's relationship, he goes all out and has an entire "welcome to the family" party for Felix, Bendy and Boris. Both Oswald and Felix are deeply embarrassed by this while Bendy, Boris and the bunny kids are having the time of their lives.

• Mickey may be a sweetheart but he's still a little brother so as payback for Minnie, Mickey teases Oswald like crazy for his crush on Felix. He even makes comments to Felix about how he would be an amazing brother in law when Felix helps out around the circus. This leads Oswald to often shoo Mickey away whenever Felix is over. Donald finds all this hilarious and calls out how childish the two are being with it.

Am I crazy or did Felix smoke cigars? I swear I have this vivid memory of Felix telling Cuphead to quit smoking and Cups like “ aah what the hell do you know” and Felix is like “ i used to smoke cigars…”

I don’t know maybe I’m crazy

Okay I may be the ONLY person who thinks this… but I hc that Holly had a little crush on Felix . But more of a fan type of way. There was this one time in the chapter with Anzu where she would literally blush and stop functioning when Felix asked her to hold his hand and she would also hug Felix A LOT, might I say a lot more than she would hug anyone else. I don’t know that’s just my thoughts <3

Oswald has absolutely no shame when it comes to touching Felix—whether it's something sweet and innocent or something that makes Felix wish the ground would swallow him whole. In public, Oswald is glued to him, casually draping himself over Felix or standing way too close. The worst part is that he has a habit of leaning in and whispering things that are definitely not appropriate for public settings, things that make Felix freeze and go red all the way to the tips of his ears while Oswald just chuckles. As if that wasn’t enough, whenever they’re standing, Oswald’s hand somehow always finds its way into Felix’s back pocket, holding onto him like he owns him. Felix constantly has to re-adjust Oswald’s hands because they have a bad habit of starting at his shoulders and slowly wandering lower, too low for Felix’s comfort in public.

But in private, Felix is doomed. Oswald doesn’t just touch him, he worships him. His hands are always massaging Felix’s body under his clothes, kneading at his muscles with slow, deliberate pressure, making sure Felix feels everything. And when they’re sitting, Felix knows exactly where Oswald’s hands are going, right to his inner thighs, lazily rubbing small circles as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. It doesn’t matter how many times Felix tries to scold him, Felix barely stands a chance. Oswald loves running his hands along Felix’s waist, tugging him close without warning, whispering things in his ear that definitely aren’t meant for polite company. And he lives for Felix’s flustered reactions, the way his ears twitch, the way he stammers, the way he tries (and fails) to act unfazed. It doesn’t matter how many times it happens, Felix never gets used to it, and Oswald knows it. That smug grin of his, it only gets bigger the more flustered Felix gets.

okay I know it’s a sleepover… but where the hell is everyone gonna sleep? There’s WAY too many people with just a small amount of space at the apartment. Are they sharing sleeping areas? Cuphead and Bendy share the couch ? Felix and Oswald share his bed?? maybe it’s just my wishful thinking.