if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Nothing like seing your husband and kid hanging out in your teenage bed where you use to cry yourself to sleep about not coming out
y'all ever have that one character in your fandom who you see and you're instantly like Oh that's the town bicycle. that's the poly/open relationship/vaguely nonmonogamous one who has slept with or dated literally everyone. like you look at them and you just know that that is what they are
Wait no also Midoriya Izuku in my heart
He's genderfluid, he's a transman, he's transfem, he's actually cis and gnc, he's a transwoman but look the exact same as in canon, he's transmasc and wears feminine clothes, he's nonbinary
guys I colorpicked this nonbinary flag
from this image
woa,,,, I didnt know he was non bineary....
I very much agree with this and would like to just say that Sero and Jiro would definitely be among the winners.
Who do you HC has the worst pokerface (in non-life-threatening situations).
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Good questions today!
As far as lying to friends, I think Deku would be the worst. He screams "I Break Down When People Grill Me For More Than Two Seconds". I think Iida would also feel like telling the truth is best, so he'd do poorly. And, uh, y'all remember when Todo asked Momo "but why didn't you just make our outfits?" and she PANICKED? Cause I do.
BUT, hear me out, I'm gonna take you literally.
Let's pretend the class decides to play poker... who'd give it away?
The majority would do okay. But, let me give you who I think are some winners and losers.
The winners:
1. Bakugou, but only because he scowls the whole time and no one can tell his happy scowl from his actual scowl.
2. Koda, no one really suspected him of anything and just kinda let him play... and he unended up blindsiding everyone.
3. Mina... weirdly good at this. No one really thought she would be but damn... she really puts it away.
4. Momo, also comes in clutch. Again, people didn't focus on her too hard but y'all KNOW my girl can strategize. (People rly forget that she beat an intelligence quirk. Her unedited mind beat someone who's quirk is to be smart. She CRUSHED that shit).
5. Aoyama, he just stares at everyone smiling and sparkling. Everyone's too weirded out and they fold pretty much immediately.
The... okay:
1. Todoroki, but only cause he keeps asking how to play and "are these good cards?" "YES BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL US!" He gets it eventually and does pretty good after that.
2. Deku, he keeps accidentally mumbling and telling everyone what he has. If they actually pay attention to whatever he's saying, that is.
3. Tokoyami... Dark Shadow keeps giving him away for fun.
And our losers:
1. Uraraka, keeps biting her lip and pouting. Eventually, people picked up on it.
2. Kirishima, he really thought he'd be better at this, but his quirk slightly activates on his hand when he's excited, so they always know when he has good cards.
3. Finally, Kaminari, does not know how to play poker and does not know what a poker face is. No one is informing him he's not supposed to smile and cheer or frown and slam his head against the table cause it's just too damn funny.
Listening to Weezer feels like cultural appropriation. I'm sorry white gen x dads I just wanted to listen to island in the sun
thinking about this
had a dream that I was reading an sao fanfic (something I've literally never done in my life) where asuna stabs kirito in his sleep and the only tag was "canon-typical bad writing decisions"
mha, krbk, dabihawks, krbkdk, uhhh kiribakudekuchaco (???).... idk I just live here. alex, 18, bigender trans dude he/they. k bye
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