Todoroki, Who Never Left And Heard That Whole Exchange: ... What

Todoroki, who never left and heard that whole exchange: ... What

Mina: you two make such a cute couple! You're perfect!

Momo: we're not a couple..

Todo: did you assume that because we both have rich parents? Or perhaps you just assume everyone is straight?

Mina: Huh?

Kiri: Ashido, Todoroki is dating Midoriya..

Baku: Yeah and ponytail is dating ears, c'mon even I know this.

Mina: why did no one tell Me?

Baku: everyone who's coupled up is intimate as shit all the time. Be more aware of your surroundings.

Mina: you and Kiri are close..

Baku: because we're together.

Kiri: keep up man.

Mina: well is Ochako single?

Baku: Yeah, why?

Mina: no reason...

Kiri: oh my God! You like her!

Mina: I do not!

Baku: cut the crap, you totally do!

Mina: so what?

Baku: she likes you too.

Mina: she does?

Kiri: no way! That's so cute!

Baku: calm down, red.

Kiri: right, this isn't manly.

Mina: should I ask her out?

Baku: do whatever I don't care.

Kiri: he does care, Katsuki is a huge romantic.

Baku: I am not

Kiri: are too-

Mina: I'm going to her (Walks away)

Baku: I'm not romantic, you are!

Kiri: Yeah I know, but so are you!

Baku: tch.

Kiri: I know you read romance manga!

Baku: I know you look at porn!!

Kiri: what? No I don't?

Baku: yes you do! I've seen the naked pictures on your phone!

Kiri: babe they're of you!

Baku: they are?

Kiri: Yeah!

Baku: damn I'm hot..

Kiri: right?