I’m a teacher and my older sister is a lawyer so we always make jokes that I’m the broke one. One day I was babysitting my 5 year old cousin and we went to get froyo. Just as I was about to pay she goes “sweetie you can pay for that” I asked why not and her answer was “it’s because your broken remember” then she paid with the 10 dollars she got for her birthday
How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears
Thank you so so so sooooo much to Loopstagirl for this piece, it was so cute and just amazing. If you haven’t read it then you should because it’s so good. Also thank you to glompfest and all who worked to help me and so many others get a fic/art piece that they wanted.
Title: Whispering Wings By: Loopstagirl Gift for: Alehalebane Rating: General Word Count: 4,386 words Warning(s): None Summary: Merlin couldn't leave Aithusa in the forest. But where in Camelot was he supposed to hide a baby dragon?
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54357235
And look at the bunny teeth!!! Ahhh they’re so cute
derek and his cozy thumb-hole shirt 🥺🥺
Inspired by hobrien’s let’s get dirty rec list. So here I am, posting non-christmas fic recs on Christmas. I hope y’all have a great holiday! 🎄🎄
12 fake boyfriend fics:
Electricity In the Contact
Sidequest
It’s Not Pretend When It’s Real
I Just Want You For My Own (More Than You Could Ever Know)
I Would Fake Forever With You
Won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical
No Refunds or Exchanges
Bittersweet and Strange, Finding You Can Change (Learning You Were Wrong)
The Northern Way
Operation: Chick Flick
i love you a latte [Fic & Podfic]
Take Me Back To The Start
11 high school fics:
It’s Always Been You, Dumbass
The Lawn Ranger
But Then What…
A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play
If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie
i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)
When You’re Close I Feel the Sparks
Dude, Werewolves
Binomial Coefficients
This Might Be Irony
Accidentally in Love
10 future au fics:
Just Act Normal
Babcia Knows Best
Every stumble and each misfire
I’ve Been Everywhere With You
Pretty Melody
Good Intentions
the shortest distance between two points (is the line from me to you)
Never Was a Stranger
Believer and a Homecoming
The Curve of Your Clavicle
9 mutual pining fics:
everything you do [sends me higher than the moon]
Theory of Overprotective Canines
You’d Be So Good To Come Home To
(not so) Pure Imagination
Chocolate & Pomegranates
I stopped believing in happy endings
Worth the Wait
of course, of course
Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover
8 bed sharing fics:
UST (An Unfortunate Series of Tropes)
We Have Potential
Stay
little spoon
Known.
Wake Up Call
The Moon’s Gonna Follow Me Home
Break the Ice
7 soul(mark)bond fics:
Safe at Anchor
Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout)
Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been)
where others fade away
Of Soulmates, Pseudonyms and Misunderstandings
Hold your tongue and hear me out.
Meet Your Mark
6 pack feels fics:
Where You Still Remember Dreaming
Show Me The Way Back Home Baby
stuck in reverse
Stiles plans are the worst (the best)
Wayward and Down
Something More
5 epistolary fics:
Mate of the Literary Soul
Letters
my heart’s been offline
The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit)
Kingdom By The Sea
4 scent fixation fics:
Scrubbing Bubbles
I don’t know why, but I guess it has something to do with you
Scent Marking For Dummies
Give you that thing you can’t even imagine
3 matchmaker fics:
A Neutrino Walks Through a Bar
We Prefer Good Love to Gold
Matchmaker, Please
2 hale siblings fics:
ADHDecaf
French Silk Pie, Baby
1 established relationship fic:
My Life is not a Horror Movie, Derek
So good. Can say anything besides so good because my brain is overwhelmed by the sheer goodness of this fic. I don’t even know if that makes sense. Thank you so much MerlinLikeTheBird for creating something so wonderful. Also thank you to the Glompfest mods for making this possible. And to Excited_Insomniac for betaing.
Title: Gifts of Gold By: MerlinLikeTheBird Gift for: Alehalebane Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 16,205 words Warning(s): None Summary: “I’m the king,” Arthur says grumpily, swallowing around the stone that has settled in his throat, “I can wear what I want.” “What about what I want?” “I’m the king,” Arthur repeats slowly, since Merlin is being particularly thick, “and so you can also wear what I want.” Or, Arthur dresses Merlin, which goes about as well as you would expect. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54308713/chapters/137544148
Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.
People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.
The following screenshot comes from here!
If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!
"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."
Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.
@drarryspecificrecs asked me if i had a masterlist of my rec lists and i did not and figured i should make one. And then like a month passed. So I’m doing it now.
This list has EVERY SINGLE LIST IVE MADE (of 3 or more fics) starting at december 2017. I scrolled down to 2017. Because im terrible at tagging my posts.
Coffee Shop Au
Muggle Sports Au
Wet Dreams
Mind Link/Telepathic Bond
Sugar Daddy Draco
Auror Harry
Long fics (50-150k)
Even longer fics (150k+)
Pirate AU ( + one greek myth AU)
My favourites
‘Iconic’ drarry fics (this is more like a part 2 of my favourites list)
Draco has a parseltongue kink
BDSM
sub!draco dom!harry
Fashion industry Draco
Draco meets Dudley
Podfics
Top 10 smut written in 2017
Top 10 fluff written in 2017
Veela! Draco
Beauxbatons! Draco
Self Harm
More fluff recs
Healer Draco and/or Healer Harry
A/B/O fics
More A/B/O (i…… forgot this existed??)
long haired draco
Snape as mentor
Draco in the muggle world
Drarry as dads
More Drarry as dads
Dating Service
fics where one or both are cold
Draco dealing with muggle things, or fixing things (+ one flower language fic)
strong!harry
muggle AU
power bottom!draco
Getting walked in on
drarry as kids
eighth year drarry