Like In That Episode Where They Go On The Dating Show And The Bachelorette Thinks Gus And Shawn Are In

please help me find this fic. And thank you

hello beautiful people, I was wondering if you could help me find a fic on ao3. I’m pretty sure it was post-war 8th year. Draco was being being bullied and harassed. I think Zachariah smith was one of the big bullies. And Harry is really possessive and protective of Draco. But Harry had started using dark magic and it was currupting him a bit. I think he almost killed someone for hurting Draco. He realized he was scaring Draco and stopped. Then he made a promise to Kingsley that he would stop using dark magic and the process was similar to a detox. I’m sorry if it’s too little or completely wrong. Thank you for anything tho

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Are you sure it’s not cilantro?

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

You know, nothing could convince me that Ginny wrote the valentine’s poem in Chamber of Secrets. Absolutely nothing. That is 100% an on-brand Draco Malfoy ‘ploy’ (okay) to ‘piss off’ (sure) his ‘rival’ (uh huh).

I mean, first of all, we pretty much always get a Dramatic & Cunning Draco Prank in the books (until he gets older and shit starts getting more real). Not so much in book one — he was still in Planning and Seething Mode™️ — but after that, Draco was like:

Year two: Stay up all night composing the perfect valentine poem to embarrass and annoy Potter

Year three: Stay up all night making Dementor costumes to scare and piss off Potter

Year four: Stay up all night making Potter Stinks badges because I’m so well-adjusted about him and barely think of him at all, actually

Also, I’ve talked about this before, but it really just doesn’t sound like Ginny. Why would she compare his eyes to pickled toads? (Meanwhile, Draco would 100% do that.) Why would she refer to the ‘Dark Lord’, when we only see Voldemort referred to as that by death eaters? And she had so much shit going on at the time, and was terrified of the gaps in her memory and what was happening — I don’t think she was writing love poems.

And really, it’s the fact that Malfoy is the one to act like Ginny wrote it. Which tells me two things:

He’s noticed Ginny’s crush and dislikes it (and is jealous/angry at her about it….. like why else would he care?? why would he notice???)

He’s deflecting attention from himself as the actual author of the poem

I can just totally see Malfoy finding out about Lockhart’s valentine idea, scoffing at Crabbe and Goyle and being like “that’s so stupid”, but then thinking about it later and telling himself “this is the perfect way to embarrass Potter.” Twelve year old Draco staying up late in his four poster bed, coming up with hilarious rhymes for his not-at-all-romantic love poem….. I see it. I see the vision.

Title: Whispering Wings By: Loopstagirl Gift for: Alehalebane Rating: General Word Count: 4,386 words Warning(s): None Summary: Merlin couldn't leave Aithusa in the forest. But where in Camelot was he supposed to hide a baby dragon?

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54357235

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there is a reason that a group of pandas are called an embarrassment

How do they survive in the wild

A little late but 10 tropes as promised. 💙🧡💙

Fake Relationship

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi | 83.9K | Explicit

No Refunds or Exchanges by  badwolfbadwolf | 18.9K

Operation: Chick Flick by  Inell | 7.3K

only fools rush in by  decideophobia | 13.5K

Electricity In the Contact by  ladyblahblah | 27K

High School

The Lawn Ranger by Snowjob | 47.8K | Mature

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass by stilinskisparkles | 11K

But Then What… by Stoney | 24.3K | Explicit

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies | 48.6K

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by  apocryphal | 20.9K

Time Travel

Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been) by venis_envy | 52.2K | Explicit

Play It Again by metisket | 63.2K

The Seven Lives of Stiles Stilinski by glorious_spoon | 25.9K | Mature

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill | 32K

Occam’s Razor by MissAnnThropic | 49.1K | Explicit

Bonded (accidental and otherwise)

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock | 21.8K

Now Until the End by  Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 17.7K

Every Step You Take by Nokomis | 49.3K

Bonds of Blood, Bonds of Family, Bonds of Love by TyReed | 44K

Bite Down Hard | 25.7K

Mutual Pining aka Idiots in Love

everything you do [sends me higher than the moon] by crossroadswrite | 4.5K

You’d Be So Good To Come Home To by SylvieW | 5K

ADHDecaf by pleaseletmetouchyourbutt | 2.7K

Hold your tongue and hear me out. by  TamzStripped | 11.7K

Everyone Needs a Little Mischief in Their Life by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 17.9K

Alpha Beta Omega

His Only Defense by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 78.7K | Explicit

With or Without You by KouriArashi | 62.5K

One Dollar Yoda by exclamation | 10.7K | Mature

of course, of course by bleepobleep | 12.9K

Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout) by mirrorkill | 20.2K

Historical AU

Foolish devouring things, build your castle in me by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 23.1K | Explicit

The One With The Scottish Wolf Lord by Stoney | 11.7K | Explicit

A Desperate Arrangement by  mikkimouse | 115.5K

The Fox & The Wolf by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 79.1K | Explicit

By Moon And Stars by kellifer_fic | 15.9K | Mature

Pack Feels

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles | 14.9K

between the click of the light and the start of the dream by thepsychicclam | 105.1K | Explicit

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain | 35.1K

stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli) | 65.6K

Wayward and Down by affectingly | 32.3K

Wolf Derek

Theory of Overprotective Canines by  rosepetals42 | 11.7K

Waiting by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 81K

Don’t Feed the Wolves by Amazonia_8 | 30.3K

The Wolf in the Tower by  exclamation | 57K

Lock All The Doors Behind You by  entanglednow | 25.9K

BAMF Stiles

a lion among them by unpossible | 61.9K | Mature

These Scars Tell A Story (But It’s Not Mine) by HappyJuicyFruit | 11.3K

Better Fortunes by SmallBirds | 39.6K

Safe Place to Land by Green | 19.2K

A Letter From Mom by StilesIsMySpiritAnimal | 32.9K | Explicit

Very much thanks to @zaharya for writing this. I loved it and everyone should read it.

Title: A Faire Fight By: @zaharya Gift for: @alehalebane Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 6 ,727 words Warning(s): None Creator Notes: Dear Alehalebane, congratulations, your prompt made me break my initial resolution to only claim one really short prompt — but I couldn’t just let the chance to write low-stakes fight scenes pass me by! So here we are, I ignored my own rules, but I’m really happy to have been able to claim your prompt. I hope you like how it turned out! Summary: Arthur caught sight of Merlin when there were maybe fifteen of them left. He faltered, jaw dropping open, and it was pure luck the man charging at him had terrible aim, or he would’ve failed out of the melee right then and there. Pulling himself together, he made quick work of his attacker, before putting some distance between himself and the others to collect himself. And, perhaps, to stare just a little. Merlin was… magnificent. He wielded his sword like an extension of his own body — a lesson most of Arthur’s knights had never truly mastered. His movements were quick and precise, yet fluent, graceful in a way Arthur had never seen before, as he landed disqualifying hits on two, three, four opponents in rapid succession. Or: The one where Merlin brings a returned Arthur to a medieval faire and they fight in a tournament. AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45646960