Queen Of Nothing - Letters From Cardan

MC Rules

A secret memo from Lucifer:

1. Do NOT dare MC to do anything. Time and again it’s come to show that they WILL do literally anything you dare them to.

2. Do NOT tell MC that the house of lamentation has secret passageways, they will eventually find them and then we’re all in trouble.

3. Don’t allow MC to wander the forest in our backyard alone. If the soul sprites find them, it’s over, MC would absolutely follow them and we’re never seeing them again.

4. If MC is at RAD, one brother should know where they are at all times, the last time they were unsupervised, the culture club took them to the highest turret to show where students used to be suspended by their wrists as punishment.

5. Asmo; stop encouraging MC to get kidnapped, it is not romantic and no it never “turns out like in the movies”. 

6. As a continuation, Belphegor, stop trying to get MC kidnapped by saying “you should beat your kidnapped record from last month”.

7. Mammon, stop taking MC to the casinos so they can be your distraction piece. Also, STOP BETTING MC AND YOUR OTHER BROTHERS AS PART OF THE WAGER. I do not care how much better you gamble when they’re at risk, STOP IT.

8. Belphegor, stop telling MC the stars look better from the roof, you know there is no railing up there and  it’s lucky Beel was there last time to grab them since Solomon kept yelling “DO A BACK FLIP”.

9. Satan, please hide your most dangerous spell books in plain sight. The more you try to put them in obscure or dark places, the more MC wants to read them.

10. Levi, MC can’t hold their breath as long as you so please stop taking them to the lake to try to show them the underwater city until we buy them proper diving gear.

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And, since this was all sent over the group text, which MC can see, of course they immediately go searching for soul sprites and secret passages.

((Masterlist))

mc watching beel do push-ups: oof

mammon: oh yeah? watch this

mammon: *tries to do a cartwheel but does a back-flip instead and lands on his ass*

mc, a moronsexual: that was so fucking hot

asmo, with visible disgust: sweetie……no

EDIT: READ THE COMMENTS AND ROOT POST FOR UPDATES. About the earthquake in Turkey and Syria:

I am gathering information because I have no way to contact my loved ones at the moment so at least I’ll help this way. Check this post from its root (not reblogs) as it will keep getting updated.

And I send all my love and hope for those affected and those awaiting for answers. 💔

NEWS

I won’t add a lot because many have same source and no live updates.

[The Guardian] There’s pinned updates live on top of the website.

[CNN] Live updates aswell

This i write will become outdated yet, right now: Gaziantep, Hatay and Antakya are the most damaged, difficult for rescuers to get in, and disconnected. It snows heavily as well. So far we know there are happenning aftershocks right now in several cities, reaching Adana and Mersin. Aleppo and Idlib have suffered it strongly as well.

DONATIONS

Turkey

AFAD’s website (Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency of Turkey) Which @timeturnerturns explains very helpfully how to donate in THIS POST. [atm loads slowly, high traffic probably, yet it DOES work, be patient.]

AKUT Research and Rescue Association: akut.org.tr/en/donation

thank you @moonlayl: Islamic Relief UK

Syria *UPDATED

(Thanks @halfwar-halfpeace!: via Hadi Nasrallah on twitter) Red cross Syria appeal  ,   , UN crisis relief 

Islamic Relief UK 

OTHER:

@pathsofoak :  For any Dutch people wanting to donate, the red cross has opened a GIRO number, it’s GIRO 7244 [Rode Kruis]

mikan taking care of nagito when he had the despair disease:

Do not ignore what is going on in the Philippines.

An human rights worker named Reina Mae Nasino was jailed and wrongfully accused for owning firearms. She was pregnant by the time she was jailed and gave birth in prison.

At this point, Reina Mae Nasino wasn’t given proper care in prison and was only given one medical visit. Reina gave birth to a girl named River but the lack of prenatal care caused the child to have a low weight and skin discoloration. Nasino also had difficulty breastfeeding her and wasn’t getting any assistance for her child. The counsels asked for the baby to be transferred to a hospital for her care but it was denied by the court.

On October 9, River died due to acute respiratory distress syndrome. She was only 3 months old.

Reina Mae Nasino was supposed to have 3 days to say goodbye but the Court Judge revised it and made it 6 hours, 3 hours for the wake and 3 hours for the funeral. She wasn’t allowed a peaceful grieving as dozens of police and jail guards swarmed the area. On October 14, Reina Mae attended River’s wake in full PPE and handcuffs, surrounded by guards because she was labelled a high profile criminal. The guards tried to cut her time with her child short as they tried to drag her away 2 hours before the visiting time was up. She was also not allowed to take off her handcuffs.

October 16, the day River was to be buried. The funeral wasn’t peaceful or respectful as the police swarmed and guarded the area. The car carrying River sped to the cemetery, not giving time for her family and supporters to catch up. The relatives begged on their knees for the guards to remove Reina’s handcuffs so she can hold her child one last time but they refused.

She wasn’t allowed a peaceful goodbye to her child.

She never even heard her child laugh once.

Reina Mae Nasino is not a criminal. She is a political prisoner and an activist who was treated terribly by the police and the justice system.

They killed her child.

There are over 600+ political prisoners like her in the Philippines that are subject to inhumane treatment due to the Duterte Administration and its disregard for the poor and disenfranchised. Baby River is not the only child who died due to the lack of care by the government.

Activists in the Philippines are getting killed, red tagged and treated as terrorists.

Do not ignore this. We need to be heard.

Do you love me?

Hope they're having fun!

Ko-fi

Valentine’s Messages

● Info: From Jan 20 - Feb 14, 2021, Aniplex offered a Valentine’s Day Gift where you could purchase a scarf & charm set of your Twst boy and send them a letter. These are the response cards that each of them send back to you.

Please note that all of these were originally in English; I didn’t translate or edit them in any way. This list is also missing a few of them, but will be updated as they’re found !!

Riddle Dear friend, Thank you for the present. Your choice in gifts has absolutely delighted me. Tell you what, why don’t I invite you to a lovely afternoon tea later? Just as a way to express my gratitude. Of course, you won’t turn down the invitation, I trust?

Keep reading

by looking at this photos you can see how much affected southern Turkey because of earthquake

I lost some of my loved ones. And there’s so many more people need your help. The weather conditions are extremely bad. Some people cannot being rescued,some people don’t have any food,water,clothes,a place to stay and much more. And most of them can’t even get help. It’s like the apocalypse. So much worse than you see on the social media. And my people need your help. Here’s some of the things you can do

Please share this as much as you can to raise awareness,make the world aware of the crisis and inform people.

If you would like to get more information about donations and the earthquake please contact me thorough dm’s. No matter where are you from. Thank you❤️🙏🏻🇹🇷

Retro Wonderland 📼

Someone please get Azul out of there before he combusts

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