Do Ya Think Mammon Would Choose Goldie Over Mc

Okay so as I’m rereading TQON I got to the part where Jude wakes up from a couple days of healing and The Bomb is gonna take out her stitches. We all know the line Cardan says when she tells him to leave ‘this is my room and that’s my wife’ iconic of course. But I also really love The Bomb’s response ‘so you keep telling everyone’ because they can’t lie. So I’m just imagining him running around telling everyone.

Random servant: would you like some tea sir?

Cardan: Jude is my wife

Vivi & Taryn & Oak & Heather arriving at the palace literally haven’t even said again yet

Cardan: Jude is my wife and we’re family now! Come hug your brother in law!

Fey coming to Cardan with a dispute

Cardan: *interrupting* do you know Jude Duarte? Yeah she’s my wife! Jude Greenbrier now! I wish I could take her last name but I feel like that wouldn’t go over well with like anyone in elfhame.

my heart is so heavy with grief i can’t stop thinking about turkey. it’s a different kind of panic to wake up to tons of messages asking if your family and loved ones are okay (of course incomparable to what people have gone through, are still going through). i hope we get through this with minimal loss possible but the scale of it is so large it’s just. my deepest condolences to everyone going through it. 

Nadine Abdel-Taif, 10, whose home in Palestine was destroyed by Israeli bombing

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i wanna see vil with a partner that already has a following on the internet. not because they’re actually famous, but because they just post stupid shit and people find it funny. like imagine people going to vil’s magicam account and going, “ur partner’s talking about how much they wanna eat glass rn…”  or them getting into shenanigans with the first years and the comments immediately become, “shshs no one tell vil.”

#justiceformuslims

Headcanon that theyre stupid 

I'm still heartbroken

Me waking up to another overblot but this time it's my insane mentally stunted zero common sense evil overlord dragon boyfriend so I'm emotionally obligated to save him but we're going through a lover's quarrel and he doesn't wanna see me so he keeps banishing me to the shadow realm everytime i open my mouth to speak so now i gotta crawl out of his delusional imaginary world with his brother and his cousin and my cat and hopefully don't get noticed by him so we can knock him out by surprise and hopefully save the world. we don't succeed and it's his grandma who puts him to sleep with a slipper slap.

Painting: Gabriel von Max "Get finished Flowering" (1870)