I’ve Seen So Many Ppl Imply That Marya And Nikolai Got Married Before Pierre And Natasha That I Started

listening to i want you by mitski and thinking about anatoly and svetlana this is so sick

i made my friends guess the names of war and peace characters and this is what they came up with

i will never stop thinking about the similarities between no one else and epilogue

ANATOLY SERGIEVSKY (John Riddle) and SVETLANA SERGIEVSKAYA (Taylor Louderman) in CHESS at The Muny (July 5-11, 2023)

An analysis of Josh's musical roles (brought to you by unhindered brain worms)

Transcript under the cut cuz my handwriting is ATROCIOUS

Sweeney Todd:

▪︎Cuts hair (and necks) for a living

▪︎Dead wife (supposedly)

▪︎Cannibal (way too into it)

Anatoly:

▪︎Perpetually confused

▪︎Cheated on his wife

▪︎Made chess his personality

Prince Adam:

▪︎Furry (cursed)

▪︎Absolutely awful to everyone until his gf fixes him

▪︎Probably forgot how to wear pants after curse was broken

Pierre

▪︎Infatuated with Napoleon

▪︎Sad, rich, old alcoholic

▪︎Needs to find better hobbies

Sweeney and Anatoly:

▪︎Dads

▪︎Travelled to England at some point

▪︎Rough marriages (different reasons)

Sweeney and Prince Adam:

▪︎Bloodlust

▪︎Anger issues

▪︎Definitely killed at least one guy

Anatoly and Pierre:

▪︎Need to get a divorce

▪︎Russian

▪︎Easy to manipulate (to a degree)

Prince Adam and Pierre:

▪︎Isolation is key

▪︎Pining for a girl they like

▪︎Money

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Adam:

▪︎Poor situation management

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Pierre:

▪︎The government HATES them

Adam, Sweeney, and Pierre:

▪︎Would kill Napoleon if left unattended

Adam, Pierre, and Anatoly:

▪︎Introverts (formal events SUCK)

Overall thoughts: Need Therapy™

natasha rostova is autistic btw

THEY SLAY (saw Sweeney Todd on broadway a few weeks ago <3)

"If he came across some worldly abomination he would say to himself, 'So-and-so's robbing the state and the Tsar while the state and the Tsar weigh him down with honours, is he? Well, let him get on with it - she smiled at me yesterday, she asked me round, and I love her, and nobody will ever know.'"

War and Peace, Tolstoy