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STOP I LOVE THIS

Ron Weasley (ageless), “I’ve come here in support of my best friend, and my older brother, Charlie. Though, I think my wife is a little bit too.”

‘if i kiss it, will it turn into harry?’ little draco wonders.

SO TRUE

been in drarry hell for 5 months now and i still get whiplash from the range

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The Secret History - Donna Tartt Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Francis Abernathy/Richard Papen, Richard Papen/Judy Poovey, Francis Abernathy/Charles Macaulay, (referenced) Characters: Francis Abernathy, Richard Papen, Henry Winter, Judy Poovey, Edmund "Bunny" Corcoran, Camilla Macaulay, Charles Macaulay Additional Tags: Recreational Drug Use, Anal Sex, Angst, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Punching, They haven't found Bunny's body yet so everyone is going a bit crazy, Mental Breakdown, Richard Papen needs a hug, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Anxiety, Everyone is In Love With Everyone Summary:

“Your fear is the same as mine you see. Being mediocre”

An average kid in a public school in a small town in the middle of nowhere, dotted with average intelligence, average parents and an average house that looked identical to the rest of the ones in their street. Nothing noteworthy about the plain blurr of years that basically made up his entire life.

“Yes, mediocre. You’re afraid of being ordinary, unoriginal, unforgettable” Judy waved her hands around, preparing the killing blow. “And so you go to great lengths to fit in with the people who make you feel anything but. To please them and to make them feel grateful to you, so that they think twice before leaving”

“You’re not so different from me Richard. The difference is that you’ll continue slaving yourself away for something unreachable, frozen in place, while we all move on with our lives”

…

In which Richard has some harsh realizations

I’m the personification of the “happy happy happy” meme

my tomarry gift exchange fic for @albondiguilla007 is up on AO3 :) featuring a lot of belligerent sexual tension, loving descriptions of harry’s thick quidditch thighs, and tom (the hot nerd) falling headlong into an enormous crush and very nearly chairing the harry potter fan club himself.

wishing everyone the best of holiday seasons, a merry harrymas, and a happy tomukkah!

Harry: look how I don't kill to solve problems very de-

Tom: what abt the professor in first year, basi-

Harry: VERY DEMURE, VERY CUTESY

Stop this is so them in Never Mind the Bollocks

Please please give it a chance, it’s one of my favorite Drarry fanfics, and The_Sinking_Ship @the-sinking-ship is ✨amazing✨ Easily one of my fav Drarry authors, she’s written the most beautiful, spicy and fleshed out fanfics I’ve read.

(also @ijlii what the hell those drawings are breathtaking)

Dumbledore: clearly tom riddle was evil from birth bc he stole stuff in the orphanage

Also Dumbledore: pay no attention to those letters between me and my boyfriend plotting world domination

My favorite Hogwarts Eighth Year Drarry fics

Part l

✨ A Dented Old Street Sign / 27k / Draco knows they aren't the only students who will be completing their NEWTs this year, but they are the only ones whose home fireplaces were disconnected from the floo network by the ministry.

At least, Draco assumes as much until he sees the light falling out from the front door of one of the other rickety old houses in front of them and the three figures cast in its warm glow. For a moment they look like some sort of strange, many legged creature. An acromantula, or a particularly massive Blast-Ended Skrewt. Then Draco hears Pansy make a disgusted sound beside him and the light falls in a less blinding way, and Draco can see that it is actually Potter and the Weasel carrying a large couch between them, and Granger fluttering around them with her wand out, seeming concerned.

✨ Inside Your Mind / 36k / Goyle's taken it upon himself to act as Malfoy's personal, one-man guard and Harry can't help but feel like it's only making the bullying worse.

✨ knickers in a twist / 86k / Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself.

✨ The Nightmare Club / 85k / Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

✨ Two to Lie and One to Listen / 84k / It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy.

Things only get worse from there.

(A drarry fic featuring fake dating, jealousy and bad choices.)

✨ Love, Pain, and Guitar Strings / 303k / Harry had to do something with his time in the summer after the war, especially since he couldn't sleep. Finding Sirius's old guitar and learning to play solved that problem. Now if only he could solve the problem of Draco Malfoy always seeming to find him when he played it. Or the problem of how he definitely didn't want him to leave when he did.

Draco got lucky, he knew that - really. He was going back to Hogwarts instead of Azkaban. Now if only he could really find the freedom everyone kept telling him had. And if Potter could stop looking and sounding so damned good playing that guitar it would really help him do that.

An 8th-year fic about healing old wounds, gaining new skills, and learning what's most important.

✨ In Deep Water / 39k / Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.

✨ A Wizard’s Guide to Co-Parenting with Your Ex-Nemesis / 38k / Harry had expected a few things when returning for his Eighth Year. Rooming with Ron, a cheeky Firewhisky down at the pub, leaving his assignments to the last minute – those were all but certain to occur.

His list of certainties definitely hadn’t included McGonagall’s shake-up of the curriculum, which tasked the Eighth Years with the responsibility of parenthood for three weeks. Caring for a baby Transfigured from a sack of flour would have been alright if: 1) Malfoy wasn’t Harry’s assigned partner, 2) Their baby’s one goal in life wasn’t to spite Harry, and 3) Malfoy wasn’t infuriatingly good at fake parenthood.

✨ It’s No Great Mystery / 57k / Who on earth decided that bringing back the Yule Ball for their eighth year would be a good idea? It feels like the worst day of Harry’s life, watching everyone get glammed up like the war never happened, like the last Triwizard Tournament wasn’t such a colossal failure.

And then it happens again. And again. And again.

✨ Owl Was Well / 66k / Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.

✨ 12 Days of What The Fuck / 26k / When Potter starts paying unusual amounts of attention to Draco as the holidays draw nearer, Draco can't figure out where it's coming from—possibly because he's gone stupid from all the fantastic sex. But what happens when he finds out that there may be another motive behind Potter's sudden interest?

Or: A fic in which Potter is hotter than Draco ever let himself admit, Draco didn't fill out that fucking form, and Pansy may or may not lose all of her hair.

Hot Ron Agenda™

A running list of multi-ship fics where Ron is more than a dopey buffoon with anger-management problems. 

There’s a Lot She Can Do by dumbledoodle (Ron/Padma / 4495k)

Tiny Home by @wolfpants (Harry/Ron/Draco / 30,270k)

I Wanna Learn a Love Song by @heyjude19-writing (Ronsy / 8372k)

The Spear in Your Chest by bear_cheers (Ronsy / 14,420k)

How it Falls by @floorcoaster (Ronsy / 47,435k)

Ritz to Rubble by oneofthesirens (Ronsy / 5281k)

You Should See Me in a Crown by @mightbewriting (Ronsy / one-shot)

Rush by ambpersand (Ronsy / one-shot)

The Evergreen Game by Ravenpufflove (Hermione/Ron/Draco)

After the End by Arabella & Zsenya (Hinny & Romione, multi-pov / 632k)

A Counterpoint to Working Lunches by ronsgirlfriday (Romione / Post-War / 2554k)

She Thinks by @mightbewriting (Romione / Post-War / 15,762k)

Learning Curve by @aibidil (Romione / 8th-year / 9935k) If you have any suggestions, let me know! Always on a journey to read about my favorite Weasel. Non-Romione ships are my favorite, but I still love that pairing on occasion (as you can tell from my recs).