Obsessed With Them Jesus

Happy Birthday, Harry Potter

Thank you for having me! I had a great time seeing what everyone wrote ❤️

Welcome to Day 17 of The Tortured Poets Fest!

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✍️ cloud of sparkling dust by billi_mausi @billi-mausi

Ship(s): James Potter/Regulus Black, Marlene McKinnon & James Potter, [Minor or Background Relationship(s)] Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier 

Rating: T

Summary:

"He loves me?" "He loves me not?" "He loves me not."

James knew unrequited love was painful, sad and heartbreaking, but he never knew it would be flowers-wrapped-around-his-heart-and-lungs-blocking-his-air-supply-making-it-hard-for-him-to-breathe-and-live painful, but, oh well, what can James do if he doesn't like James back, he might just die it would make no difference.

OR James is in love with Regulus, Regulus doesn’t love him back. Now he is coughing up flowers and petals because this time, feelings might actually be fatal.

🕯 New Gods by @thecouchsofa

Ship(s): Sirius Black/Harry Potter

Rating: E

Summary:

It rocks Sirius to his core every time he thinks about it, because they aren’t the same – Harry and James.

Sure, Harry pushes his glasses up with the knuckle of his pointer finger. James used to do the same thing when he had dirt or sugar or random potion essence on his hands. Other people do that too. Sirius has never seen it, but they do.

🗝 you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days by albondiguilla @albondiguilla007

Ship(s): Harry Potter/Hermione Granger

Rating: M

Summary:

Who, she wanted to ask. Who, she wanted to cry. Whose ghost is haunting you right now? As if his parents’ death wasn’t enough tragedy, as if the nineteen year old boy trembling in her arms hadn’t experienced enough pain to last a lifetime.

Tell me who you’re crying for and I’ll cry with you. 📜 In fifty years, will all this be declassified? by birbsletter

Ship(s): Mary MacDonald/Peter Pettigrew

Rating: M

Summary:

In her horror and regret, mornings like these felt like a slap, a cruel show of how beautiful life would be if she wasn’t broken, like a clockwork toy smashed against the wall by a spoiled child.

the aftermath

🖌 I Choose You and Me, Religiously by shewritesmaybe

Ship(s): James Potter/Regulus Black

Rating: E

Summary:

James and Regulus played together one time seven years ago and for the next five years they pretended it meant nothing. After two years of dating but still playing with others at their local BDSM Club, they're going to have one last hurrah before committing to monogamy.

“If any of the other players give you an order I don’t like, I’ll step in and stop it or you can use your safe words any time. Otherwise, I expect you to be obedient, pleasing, and silent. Understood?”

“Yes, Daddy.”

“Good. Stand back up so I can kiss you, love, and then I’ll put your blindfold on.”

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Harry: What is your type then?

Ron: Hm, let's see... sweet, but like, unintentionally. Emotionally constipated. Cute smile. Great at defense and shows love through actions and gifts rather than words. Also very oblivious when it comes to people being attracted to him.

Harry: Haha, that sounds like me! Too bad I'm not a girl.

Ron: Did I mention oblivious?

Dumbledore: clearly tom riddle was evil from birth bc he stole stuff in the orphanage

Also Dumbledore: pay no attention to those letters between me and my boyfriend plotting world domination

Drarry Kid Fics

✨ Pregnant Draco

Stop this is so perfect

i have this headcanon (that’s literally my roman empire rn) that harry ron and hermione have a way of instantly calming each other down if one of them is panicking

harry’s the center cus he’s.. got the most issues let’s be honest

but they have a secret hand gesture that they make to the other two when panicking, putting their hand on their chest and rubbing in circles (please in sign)

ron will slide behind harry and wrap his arms around his waist, and hermione will come to his front and bury her head in his neck, and everything else won’t matter anymore

it’s something about ron holding him and hermiones hair being in his face, her scent enveloping his senses and he just feels.. safe. like nothing else matters

his two people are here and everything is going to be okay

kinktober 2024

I made a kinktober calendar thats free for anyone to use!! It has a collection on ao3 also thats open to use in any fandom or ship, only rule is tag your shit correctly please.

(calendar in text below the line)

Kinktober 2024 Calendar

1. Breeding Kink and/or Multiple Orgasms

2. Somnophilia and/or Morning Sex

3. Thigh Riding and/or Dacryphilia

4. Pussy/Cock Worship and/or Impact Play

5. Pussy/Cockdrunk and/or Size Kink

6. Body Worship and/or Lingerie

7. Cockwarming and/or Praise Kink

8. Predator/Prey and/or Bareback

9. Breeding Kink and/or Cum Play

10. Face Sitting and/or Monster Fucking

11. Non-Con/Dub-Con and/or Pussy/Cock Slapping

12. Body Worship and/or Naked-Clothed

13. Riding and/or Impact Play

14. Pet Play and/or Biting/Marking

15. Hate Sex and/or Degradation Kink

16. Fuck or Die and/or Hair Pulling

17. Shibari and/or Edging

18. Corruption Kink and/or Blindfolding

19. Overstimulation and/or Creampie

20. Sleepy Sex and/or Accidental Orgasm

21. Forced Orgasm and/or Watersports

22. Drugging/Intoxicatio n and/or Gentle/Tender Sex

23. Jealous Sex and/or Bondage

24. Knife Play and/or Choking

25. Free Use and/or Voyeurism/Exhibitionism

26. Orgasm Denial and/or Daddy/Mommy Kink

27. Voice Kink and/or Dry Humping

28. Webcam and/or Fucking Machine

29. CNC and/or Virginity Kink

30. Toys and/or Mirror Sex

31. Free Space!

I’m rereading Prisioner of Azkaban and I can’t with the fact that this boy offering to make some tea cause that’s what his mom does when someone’s upset…like, c’mere, let me give you a hug

Ron’s love language is one hundred percent acts of service tho

Hp ships ranking

this got very personal

Why do Gilmore Girls/Marauders fans tend to be Swifties, plus loving literature (especially classics), while also being fans of the horror genre? Where is the connection between all of these things? It is kinda fascinating!