I’m Gonna Cry 😭

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Second chapter is uuuuup ✨

My submission for the @tomarrybigbang of 2024. Thank you to all the mods that helped organize this fest 💕

Explicit, 4.4k, Chapter 1

Summary:

Harry Potter is done.

He's been in the past for months now, working undercover as a poorly paid waiter in The Lounge: Britain's magical elite's favorite restaurant. He's more than ready to wrap things up, get the fuck out of 1953 and hug his godson again.

Enter, Tom Riddle: Dark Lord in The Making and Arsehole Extraordinaire. (And owner of The Most Fuckable Mouth Harry's seen since his days of shameless debauchery he was young.)

Impulse control has never been a strong suit of his, and this mission is proving to be the most difficult one yet.

My parter for this fest was the talented @00queasy00, who did this beautiful art!

My impression of Tom when his lizard brain takes over (every time he sees Harry, let’s be honest).

James definitely was Sirius's gay awakening and you can pry this headcanon from my cold, dead hands

Yes of course, that’s such a fun idea!

@kendra-vendetta @sri-verse @cindle-writes tagged :)

Hp ships ranking

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The Secret History - Donna Tartt Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Francis Abernathy/Richard Papen, Richard Papen/Judy Poovey, Francis Abernathy/Charles Macaulay, (referenced) Characters: Francis Abernathy, Richard Papen, Henry Winter, Judy Poovey, Edmund "Bunny" Corcoran, Camilla Macaulay, Charles Macaulay Additional Tags: Recreational Drug Use, Anal Sex, Angst, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Punching, They haven't found Bunny's body yet so everyone is going a bit crazy, Mental Breakdown, Richard Papen needs a hug, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Anxiety, Everyone is In Love With Everyone Summary:

“Your fear is the same as mine you see. Being mediocre”

An average kid in a public school in a small town in the middle of nowhere, dotted with average intelligence, average parents and an average house that looked identical to the rest of the ones in their street. Nothing noteworthy about the plain blurr of years that basically made up his entire life.

“Yes, mediocre. You’re afraid of being ordinary, unoriginal, unforgettable” Judy waved her hands around, preparing the killing blow. “And so you go to great lengths to fit in with the people who make you feel anything but. To please them and to make them feel grateful to you, so that they think twice before leaving”

“You’re not so different from me Richard. The difference is that you’ll continue slaving yourself away for something unreachable, frozen in place, while we all move on with our lives”

…

In which Richard has some harsh realizations

Thank you for having me hehe

💚 Karma’s a bitch by albondiguilla

4,130 | Completed | E | Ship: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle

Tags/Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Art Heists, Conman Tom Riddle, Rough Sex, Spit As Lube, Choking, Rape/Non-con Elements, Harry’s angry, He has a right to be alright?, Betrayal, Punching, Verbal Humiliation, Humiliation kink, Gratuitous Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Explicit Sexual Content, Hung Harry Potter, Gratuitously Hot Harry Potter

Summary:

Tom betrays Harry. Harry’s not happy about it.

Happy Birthday, Harry Potter

Hinny recs (5k to 40k words)

✨ Sisyphus / 5k / Harry gets another chance - and another and another. At some point, they stop feeling like chances at all.

✨ Uncle Harry / 5k / Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Cousin Uncle Harry for the first time.

✨ Light Beam / 6k / 'Dad, hypothetically….. what would you have done if Mum was Sirius' sister?'OrLily notices it first, Harry pines and James cheers.A Jily Lives AU canon compliant with HBP.

✨ The Cry / 7k / In the blurred aftermath of the battle, Teddy just won't stop crying.

✨ Aunt Marge’s Even Bigger Mistake / 8k / Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley’s wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending.

✨ lips long parching / 10k / Going solo to her ex’s wedding is not exactly Ginny’s idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it’s about to get a lot more interesting.

✨ Dudley’s Memories / 11k / Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".

✨ Hogwarts, to welcome you home / 11k /

"You understand, Professor," Harry began, after a moment, "that I don't have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn't seem to be much point.

Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position."

"Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr.

Potter," McGonagall said, dryly.

Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest

Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

✨ Dudley Dursley's Most Unexpectedly Fortunate Flower / 14k / Dudley Dursley is leading a perfectly normal life, his contact with his odd cousin limited to Christmas cards and peculiar memories.

Until his daughter sneezes and sets the curtains on fire.

✨ Waste of Space / 15k / Out of the blue one day, Dudley Dursley receives an invitation to his cousin's wedding.

✨ gone was any trace of you / 24k / An accident at work left Harry with a mysterious case of amnesia and a wife he couldn't remember.

✨ Five Times Ginny Tells Harry She's Pregnant (And One Time She Can't) / 29k / Six standalone chapters. Six alternate universes. Five times when Ginny delivers some particularly pertinent information..and one time when she can't.

✨ half awake and almost there / 33k / Wherein Harry never could help himself from trying to save the day, and Ginny was just trying to survive her shift without killing any of her customers.

✨ New Leaf to Turn / 36k / Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?