reblogging cause its happened again :]
pov: someone whose art hella inspires you just followed ur blog-
hairs hard bro, n so are shadows TwT
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"
Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him
House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working
Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?
House: 5.3 inches
Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that
AZIRAPHALE WITH THE CHAIR🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
May 29th —> Metatron
Apart of @vixenvtuber ‘s stream today that I decided to draw lolol I wasn't the original person who was asking in chat what to draw but I myself couldn't resist quickly doodling this after stream was over (I already was drawing something else during the stream). It was just too funny not to draw it lmao
Anyways, the stream was great today! It was really funny to watch. Especially since it was Ragatha causing all the trouble NOT Jax (that employee reevaluation was effective I guess lmao). Even though my birthday isn't until Sunday, I consider watching this live an early birthday gift to myself because I definitely needed some cheering up and this stream did the job <3
https://en.pronouns.page/@rainbowaxolotl for the love of god give me shit to draw TwT anyway im autistic and stupid as hell so if ya try n scam me ill probably fall for it, feck off
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