What The Hogwarts House Still In Your Bio/intro In The Year 2025 Says About YOU!

What the Hogwarts house still in your bio/intro in the year 2025 says about YOU!

Gryffindor: You think TERFs are taking a bold stand against censorship by (checks notes) hating a vulnerable minority and allying with fascists.

Slytherin: You'll call yourself a freak who defies societal norms, but clutch your pearls when you see any queer weirder than a cis white twink with no kinks.

Ravenclaw: You've written essays claiming "no ethical consumption under capitalism" actually absolves you of all responsibility for what JKR does with your money.

Hufflepuff: You're deeply hurt that trans people would ask you to give up your comfort media over something as minor as their lives and civil rights.

Marauders: You know Harry Potter is tainted and want to *appear* to distance yourself from it without actually letting go of it in any meaningful way.

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can i invite him for dinner, please πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­ he js so preciosus

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3 months ago

IDK HOW OLD THIS IS BUT

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!

ID: A comic featuring Zuko and Iroh from ATLA, set in the modern world. In the first panel, Iroh is happily looking at a book, and a young scarred Zuko with a ponytail is sulking angrily behind him with the word "Bored" next to him. In the background is a bookshelf, indicating that they're in a bookstore or library. The next panel is a closeup of Zuko's face, this time a bit more surprised rather than angry. The next panel shows a section of books with the title "Warriors." Zuko flips through one of the books. Then, there's a closeup with Zuko's surprised face, eyebrows and eyes wide up, with several sparkles and stars surrounding him. End ID.
ID: The page Zuko is looking at shows an excerpted page from the real-life Warrior Cats book, showing a white cat named Brightheart. Brightheart's right eye was clawed out and a patch of fur is missing--therefore, she has a scar that's very similar to Zuko's scar. There's a small arrow pointing from the picture to Zuko, who's smiling wide and buzzing with excitement, stars in his eyes as he holds the first six Warrior Cats books in his arms, glowing with yellow light. End ID.

all this drawing atla as cats made me think of this [ids in alt]

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ID: A cat version of Iroh and Zuko. Iroh is a big gray cat with his paw around Zuko, holding him closer, and Zuko is a scraggly teen black cat with ruffled spiked fur like he's threatened with a pink spot for his scar and no left ear. Zuko is angry and glaring up at a smiling iroh. Text near each reads "Irohclaw" and "Zukopaw" End ID.
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akuji05
1 month ago
I Don't Know If It's The Translation But Like...dude You Are Down BAD If You're Fucking EMAILING Him.
I Don't Know If It's The Translation But Like...dude You Are Down BAD If You're Fucking EMAILING Him.

I don't know if it's the translation but like...dude you are down BAD if you're fucking EMAILING him. the only thing you could do that'd be more desperate would be taking one of those creepy ass doves and tying a gotdam message to its leg and hoping it finds him

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akuji05
4 months ago

im still me...

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

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akuji05
3 months ago

i miss my pookie gojo satoru πŸ₯Ί

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3 months ago
Has This Been Done Before

has this been done before

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5 months ago

AWWWWH they both look so cutee.

Just Meet Me At The!!!!
Just Meet Me At The!!!!
Just Meet Me At The!!!!

just meet me at the!!!!

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akuji05
1 month ago

IDK if that'll stop Li Haolin lol

Gonna be brutally honest. People who think that Nice and his nemesis aren't gay must be blind asf

You do realize Chinese censorship wouldn't allow them to be openly in a relationship right? This was the closest they could go with it. And tbh the romantic tension between the two was so obvious like come on...

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