Akuji05 - KING AKUJI

The biggest plot hole in chamber of secrets isn't the giant snake no one notices, no, it's that kids are stuck in some weird paralysed coma waiting for the plants to grow before they can get treatment.

Colin creevey lost 9 months of his first year of education because no one sent him to St Mungos for treatment. Like in the whole of the wizarding world there was no other batch of restorative draught? They had to wait for the bloody plants to grow manually meanwhile Hagrid is making his pumpkins grow using his umbrella.

Is it structural racism, neglect or inadequacy? I can't help but think if Colin was a pureblood or even a half blood, he would have gotten treatment sooner.

What's the point of having characters from different time periods when they behave and swear like they're edgy american teens?

They aren't elements but I'm just upset at how much they've spammed elemental powers and masters that I could just be an elemental master of food and it'd still make sense.

Seeing people blame dumb elements on Dragons Rising is so funny when the first few elements we were introduced to included Mind and Gravity and Sound and Speed which are very clearly Not Elements

Petty complaint but why can't there be more masc!readers??

Everytime I see an x reader, it's always it's always fem!reader, my transmasc ass cannot get through them because I get dysphoric as FUCK. And I for one cannot dream of writing one, I'd cringe at myself and delete.

Like I'd love to read some x readers about JJk because I know there are DARN GOOD ONES but I DON'T because if I don't get laid as a man I ain't getting laid I get hella dysphoric I cannot. 😭

If you find any good x male readers, please send me. I need to start reading fanfic again.

Pretty sure he messages it everyday ✋🏻😭

I think Geto reactivated his old phone number and Gojo didn’t notice 🥹 He was sending messages there because he missed his Suguboo 🥺 And now he is angry lol

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

they're living a happy life your honour

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"Ao3 should allow multiple kudos" "I want to be able to leave more than one kudos"

COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC

I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE COMMENTS MUCH NOW WHEN THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR A SINGLE CHAPTER IS COMMENTING AND I AM NOT HAVING THIS BULLSHIT BE LIKE TIKTOK WHERE NO ONE EVER COMMENTS POSITIVITY

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST COMMENT ON THE FUCKING FIC YOU DON'T NEED A MULTIPLE KUDOS BUTTON YOU NEED ACTUAL WORDS

TRUST ME ON ANY WEBSITE OR APP I POST COMMENTS AND WORDS ARE 10X BETTER THAN ANY PLAIN LIKE AND WORDLESS REBLOG IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING LEAVE WORDS

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

Just a reminder that if you say anything along the lines of "support the content, not the creator" (there's an actual saying but my 12 am brain can't remembered it) only works if the creator is not making any money off of the content

You can say that about Homer and Greek mythology, bc Homer is dead and all related works are public domain

You can say that about Tolkein and Lewis, bc they're both dead and any products go towards their estate, obviously not the person

You CANNOT say that about JKR, bc she's still very much alive and involved with everything HP related. Even buying a butterbeer at Universal Studios gives her money (I'm not kidding. She gets a cut of anything HP)

You CANNOT say that about Neil Gaiman, bc not only is he alive, but he still makes money on anything he was ever a part of. Yes, he's no longer involved with the production of Good Omens and most companies have cut ties with him, but if you buy a copy of Coraline, or Sandman, or anything he has ever written, he is getting that money

Is that clear?