Me When Monsters Make My Tummy Hurt >:(

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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Washington State Local Health Insurance

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

they're in love guys trust

andrew, who is hopelessly devoted and desperately in love: i hope you get curbstomped. neil, stupid demisexual who could not have less of a clue and doesn't know what romance is: you just want me to stop asking you questions. too bad. i have to know you, because how else am i ever supposed to know myself? my soul was welded to yours with the heat of my heart the first time you set it on fire. let me in, andrew. that's all i can hope for. can we go play exy

Accidentally took a big swig of a tequila cocktail and now I'm watching despicable me 3

on god this movie is sm funnier than I remember

@littlewoggysaffle @garnetgoose0-0 @bishopoftheoldfaith

people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine

I never want to see a pretty person again or I'll start violently sobbing

Fuck yeah why didn't we make this guy president

100 notes!!!! Can't wait to mutilate him more!!!

Notes game!!!

At each milestone I will remove one feature from Barry B. Benson.

5 notes: his eyebrows

10 notes: his arms

20 notes: his shoes

50 notes: his nose

100 notes: his legs

200 notes: his hair

Big shot more like big chomp amirite

NOOOOO DONT DO THATNOOOOO

What if i write booktok yuri. Nobody can stop me but me.

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