That’s A Nice Husband You Got There, Juniper.

That’s a nice husband you got there, Juniper.

It would be a shame

if someone were to

steal him😈

The first page of a digital comic of Reginald Crane and John Juniper from I Expect You To Die. They are sitting next to each other, drinking from wine glasses. Reginald looks worried, saying: "I can't really stop them, but Phoenix's tendency to flirt with the enemy is stressful on my nerves..." Juniper looks at his wine glass and replies, "If they're able to finish their missions still, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.", then adds: "You know what happened to me and them, too..."
The second panel is Reginald sighing, eyes closed. "That's true, I guess. It's just hard to understand..." then, he turns to Juniper offscreen with a questioning look on his face as he drinks his wine. Juniper is saying, "Well, if you'll allow me, I could help you understand..."
The second page with Reginald and Juniper. The upper half is Reginald spitting out his drink, blushing profusely, while Juniper finishes his question. "...How it feels to be flirted with by the enemy?" He is winking flirtatiously to Reginald. He then adds, "well, ex-enemy, but still." and "If it wasn't clear I'm asking if I can flirt with y--"
On the lower half is a simplified drawing of an angry but blushing Reginald screaming at Juniper "No!!!!! No thank you!!!!" in all caps. Juniper responds with "well, can't say I didn't try." He is shrugging with a smug smile on his face, eyes closed.

somewhat of a sequel to this ... it's a good time for the handler himself to find someone to smooch. unfortunately, for some reason That Fucking Guy is interested in helping him.

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8 months ago

Update on Juniper animatic

Im so sorry everyone. The website I used for animating and creating the animatic glitched out and now all the progress I had for the animatic is just gone now..I don’t know what happened and I feel like crap because I put hours of work into it. Might redo it, might not💔

Now I know how Prism feels to have worked so hard on something just to watch it be destroyed.


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6 months ago

*The two spawn outta nowhere*

Pheoness: Those moles were a pain. They’re luckily I don’t support animal cruelty

The flood of agents eventually die down, but only because it's migrating over to another base. One you thought was a secret, the underground base treated as if it was a bunker. The agents wreak havoc, digging through defenses like moles, adrenaline and determination fueling several alternate dimension Agent Phoenix's, along with a few other agents you are familiar with, and some you aren't. The fight is even bigger this time, a dust cloud appearing on the surface as agents scrap with all their teeth swords, lighters, some wielding grenades, others waving guns around like party streamers ready for bloodshed. The operatives are well trained, but there's at least a dozen adrenaline fueled agents swarming the place. And considering it usually only takes one to destroy whole factories and schemes, they do some serious damage.

Amongst the chaos, two agents slip through the entrance, blending into the shadows, barely a blip on the radar. They sneak through the levels of the base, and eventually manage to hack into the holding cells. No attempt to divert attention to the moles inside base work, as most operatives have had their earpieces smashed to bits in the fight. And not too many minutes later, an override appears on the computer, and a swarm starts to pour out from the bottom layer of the base, slowly rising upwards as the battle above ground raged on.

[Another instance of Roz’s voice rings across the intercom.]

“Ah, Agents, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! You may not be susceptible to moles, but did you prepare for… ACTUAL MOLES?!”

[Roz laughs maniacally, and the ground beneath the agents’ feet rumbles as giant mind-controlled battle-moles tear up the ground and begin their attack, making any attempt at fighting back difficult.]

8 months ago

IEYTD Lore #2 Operation: Death Engine (Prologue)

Before the mission

A mission in space?! Agent Pheoness has had some pretty interesting missions but this was another level. It was so nerve wracking that it actually made Agent Pheoness fidgety. As she was signing the papers for the mission, Handler came into her office “Hey, you seem to have a different reaction to the mission than Pheonix.” He says with a soft chuckle. She looks up, he was a sight for sore eyes at this point “Handler…hey…” he smiles at her “Um…I think we can lose the formalities, agent….my real name is Reginald…Reginald Crane.” She raises an eyebrow “Oh? I’m getting real names already?” She teased “Well, I trust you enough.” Trust? That word is very foreign to her and if we’re being honest, it made her heart stir a little. The smallest smile appears on her face “Uh…Pheoness is my real name actually. It’s a name I’ve been called for most of my life…” Handler puts a hand on her shoulder, gently caressing it. He could feel her tense up at his touch, but she slowly relaxes into the touch “I know you’re nervous, Pheoness, it’s a big mission. But I’m sure you and that rascally Pheonix have the intelligence and the strength to defeat Zoe’s death ray, just…don’t die.” Pheoness laughs “Easy for you to say…Reginald.” The sound of the both of them laughing fills the office, creating a tranquil atmosphere. She finishes the last of her paperwork “Okay, just gotta send these to the Director and me and Phoenix would be off to that space shuttle…and hopefully…not die.”

(Hehe, you only get the before the mission for now😈)


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7 months ago

My thoughts as 2 am

Roxanna: People who sleep without socks scare me. Reginald: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted. Pheoness: People who sleep are weird

Pheonix: I WaS A SoCk OnCe!!!!


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5 months ago

Absolutely Joining:D

Greetings Agent! Headquarters has been organising its annual gift exchange!

We're looking for artists and writers to contribute!

The form will close on the 4th of December at 9:00am UTC and your prompts will be sent out on the 5th

All participants will be expected to have their gifts ready to post/share on the 25th

Please note, that you will need to ensure your chosen method of communication has dms open- I think this is pretty self-explanatory as I won't be able to send out your prompts

If anyone has any questions, feel free to reach out! My ask box is always open!

I Expect You to Gift - Holiday exchange
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Greetings Agent! Headquarters has been organising its annual gift exchange, we just need a little information before we get things started.
8 months ago

Definitely making an animatic of this💚

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Okay! Okay IEYTD fandom we need to come together to use this audio for John Juniper!

I'm praying the link works to bring you to the op if not, please let me know so I can fix it but the video in full is below!


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6 months ago

"Boys don't cry"

He's heard those words ever since he was a little kid. The people around him always told him how he needed to be a "big boy", and big boys never cry.

He didn't cry when he scraped his knee on the slide. He didn't cry when he got his first failling grade. He didn't cry when things went badly in his life. He was sure his tear glands weren't even working at this point.

He never cries. He's a big boy. Big boys don't cry.

So why does he feel his cheeks wet when he sees you dressed in white?

Why does he feel like breaking down into tears while you make your way to the altar, smile radiant as ever and holding a big, pretty flower bouquet?

Why does he keep blinking his eyes as you approach him and link your hands with his? And why is his vision getting blurred when he realized you were soon to share the same last name?

It then dawned on him.

He wasn't a boy. He wasn't a big boy, either. He was a man.

And when the priest finally says: "You may kiss the bride" and he finally lets the tears fall freely as your mouths get closer, he realized he learned something today.

Boys don't cry, but men do.

And he was a man. Your man. And he would gladly cry in front of the whole world if it meant keeping that title.

TODOROKI SHOTO, Bakugou Katsuki, Kunigami Rensuke, REO MIKAGE (even tho he cried when Nagi left him lol), SENDOU SHUTO, Rin Itoshi, Megumi Fushiguro, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, ATSUMU MIYA, KAGEYAMA TOBIO, Oikawa Tooru, IWAIZUMI HAJIME, Kuroo Tetsuro, Ushijima Wakatoshi, KITA SHINSUKE + your favs!


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7 months ago

Update on The two’s little “hangout”

Update On The Two’s Little “hangout”

They are having much fun having a John Juniper marathon.

Also, if you’re asking why the heck they are in onesies, Phoenix found out about their meeting and promised he’d keep out of it if they wore them, he apparently didn’t keep his promise.


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8 months ago

Operation: Stage shenanigans

Operation: Stage Shenanigans

Pheonix was on crew duty so Pheoness was stuck dealing with an fangirling Reggie🥲


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6 months ago

Hey @stellar-collective

Remember when I stole your Reggie

Hey @stellar-collective

he’s in a box now

No context

Just box


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Hi! I love making ieytd art, comics and fanlore. Sander Sides Account: @underratedorangesideSelfship account: @a-sasi-selfshipper

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