Td Vez Q Eles Apareciam Meu Cérebro Começava A Tocar "tropa De Elite Osso Duro De Roer... "

...you must be so fucking disappointed now, like it make absolute sense but they simply throw it away

DS:MOM WWH tease?????

WAIT Y’ALL–THIS MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS NEWS HAS MY MIND RACING ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!

OK, SO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FILM IS GONNA INTRODUCE??

THE ILLUMINATI!! (AKA A GROUP OF MARVEL’S SMARTEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN WHO LEAD A SUPER SECRET GROUP TO TRY AND SAVE THE WORLD)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ENDED UP DOING??

FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!!! CAUSE THEY WERE ASSHOLES.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY FUCKED WITH THE MOST?????

HULK. MY FAVE. MY BOY.

WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM????

SENT HIS ASS INTO SPACE AGAINST HIS WILL, THINKING HE’D NEVER RETURN. 

YOU KNOW WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING???

HE CAME BACK AND FUCKED UP EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN A BOMB-ASS BOOK CALLED “WORLD. WAR. HULK.”

Y’ALL. REMEMBER THE RUMORS FROM OCTOBER???????

BRO NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY I WOULD JUST–MULTIVERSAL WORLD WAR HULK. ZFSVGFKJSDHAHFJADSI.UHKGHUJ/SFDLGH.KA.DJHLTKBK

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

I found the hexbug!

pov u bad mouth hulk

The early Fugitives dynamic

They don't care about our boy

Why does Moon Knight get the first DID portrayal in the MCU? If the MCU has truly changed, then that means it was always capable of change. Bruce Banner and the Hulk just weren’t worth changing for.

gonna do my best to have a great monday because my ancestors* would like me to be ok today

*my mom wished me to have a good day and I believe her

bruce i've got bad news for you buddy