I Just Alternate Between ‘maybe I’m Smarter Than I Give Myself Credit For’ And ‘maybe I’m

Day 8: Your Favourite LGBTQ+ Book - I couldn’t possibly choose just one!

It's only just occured to me how pissed off sports betters must have been during Neil's freshman year. Like what do you MEAN the foxes won the championships AND I lost 500,000 dollars

Serial Killer Au

Where Adam has been killing off abusive assholes for years, and the FBI brings in special agent Ronan Lynch to help find the Killer . But (surprise) Ronan and Adam end up falling in love, and Ronan needs to help Adam get away from the FBI

Arthur Parnassus is such a babe

This is what a sexuality crisis does to you.

Alternative title:The gay agenda is consuming as much queer media as possible in quarantine.(also yes I did call TENET queer media.)

Sharks I respect

All of them

Sharks I don't respect

None of them

juno steel and what lies beyond: pt 3 except it’s just the bits when joshua ilon’s voice acting made me cry

I just looked through my blog and idk what was wrong with me back then I apologize

and of course the masked killers murder style of choice is injecting his victims with a syringe full of heroin

Don't ask about this weird process, it's probably because I was down a BuzzFeed unsolved and Ghost files rabbit hole.

I've been thinking though if there was a horror movie that Ryan and Shane were in it would start with them investigating a haunted location. Suddenly, they would be separated and can only communicate via walkie talkies as Ryan faces actual ghosts and Shane against a masked serial killer (things that are their own nightmares).

And as they survive the night it leads to the other thinking they were facing off against the same threat as them...just to end the movie on the joke of them bickering because they don't believe the other

☆ what to read next if you loved the house in the cerulean sea! ☆

if you... loved the magical setting

• magyk (septimus heap #1) by angie sage. the better, funnier, unproblematic-er harry potter, with an amazing setting and amazing and SO lovable characters

• inkheart (inkworld #1) by cornelia funke. one of my favorite magical settings of all times. also the plot is basically THE dream of all readers aka: what happens when the real world and the world of a book collide? but make it BAD

if you... loved the vibes

• the starless sea by erin morgenstern. do you love ghibli vibes?? do you wish you could permanently live in a bakery next to the ocean??? then fear no more, because this book is the one for you!

if you... are aching for more soft and yearning gays

• novae by kaiju. it's a comic but its so. it's so. GOOD. also sun and moon and star dynamics + amazing art + fantastic historical settings... what more do we need!

• check, please! by ngozi uzaku. YES this is another comic YES I am biased bc mr jack laurent zimmermann is my favorite hockey bro ever. and what about it.

if you... want to meet more weird children

• the emerald atlas by john stephens. vibes similar to a series of unfortunate events but with an actual happy ending!!! and caring adults!!!!! we love to see it

that's all I can think about rn!!! happy reading friends!