Just Rediscovered Potentially The Funniest Thing I’ve Written In Recent Memory

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

Maybe it’s just because I’m Jewish but I do truly believe that life gets ten times better when you learn to complain cheerfully

Yes I’m a gay man. Yes I have no interior design sense. Yes we exist.

- Harrow repeated fumblingly, and then could say no more.

My fanart debut for the books that overtook my life this Halloween, brought to you by @winterscarf ‘s commission fund (and book pitching agenda)~

"Orpheus on the Windowsill" by Valentin Tselmer (1950s)

camilla the sixth i love you so much

Welcome to Night Vale: Ep. 100, Toast

I'd divorce him too lmao