Literally Everything Being Said At Trump’s Inauguration:

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

let me sleepily makeout w my partner before bed mannnn

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

need to have someone in love with me who’s a little freak about it

Everything feels like abandonment

I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing