Who Else Up Resisting The Urge

sorry if i was weird last night it’s just that i’m weird pretty much every night actually

Actually you CAN use the same word twice in the same paragraph. The same sentence even. If it's funny, if it's for emphasis, if it's harping on a theme, if you're sexy and you do whatever you want forever. Write on

this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

what if I just started UNDERthinking things

how to cope with the fact that you’re a burden that no one will ever love question mark

— Georgia O'Keeffe

Can you feel me thinking of you

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this