We’re Gonna Reach 900 Soon??? It Would Be So Fucking Cool If My First Public Writing On This Site Reached

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

i just had a dream i was dead and i only cared cause i got taken from you.

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

I raise your house husband Alastor with a house husband Alastor + work spouse reader!

At the radio station, Alastor is obviously on air while his ever loving spouse is working behind the scene; proof reading his scripts, fetching his coffee, making sure the backup generator is running just incase Vox causes another power out, they might even be snooping around for another fun scoop just for him. Al loves it when he gets a script with his spouses cute little doodles on them or when they give him his coffee while having their own in a matching mug, and he always broadcasts their scoops no matter how small they are. While the radio station definitely could run without them, as it did many years before Al even met them, Al refuses to believe that. To Al, this station would instantly fall apart without them.

After broadcasting, the pair would head home. Al would insist on his spouse putting their feet up as he cooks dinner and has his shadow run them a bath, they've been running around him all day so now it's his turn to care for them.

oh my god i'm losing my mind over this 😭😭 literally foaming at the mouth

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BRILLIANT MIND

i love alastor because he’s so used to people being impressed by him that it gets under his skin SOOOO badly when they aren’t. he’s always like yeahhh lol btw i was missing for seven years and then came back with no explanation OOOHHH wonder what that’s about !! and the one time carmilla was like. actually that isn’t any of my business and idgaf 🤷‍♂️ his entire mood was Killed. he already had smth against lucifer for whatever reason but when the king of hell didn’t know and didn’t care about his infamous radio show that he garnered his feared reputation from he immediately was like Oh I’m Going To Squash Him Like a Bug. like ok. you can just say you want people to think you’re cool dude there’s no need for all this

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yall i can't stop watching the cannibal town parts of hazbin s1 e7 and how like, important items play such a role? maybe im insane but like, first off, alastor handing over his radio is objectively the moment that got closest to "sweet" for him re: charlie

then there's alastor taking his radio back, either bc he was going to have a fucking panic attack without it or bc charlie successfully convinced the cannibals to follow her so she could now have rosie's lil skull cane, either way, rosie fills in the gap when alastor takes his radio back so charlie still has something to brandish (as one needs when singing a fun lil diddy)

then alastor fucking SUMMONING AN UMBRELLA so rosie can have a baton to sing her lines with, i just?? HELLO??? WHAT KIND OF WHOLESOME BULLSHIT IS T H I S? stop it DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME.

like hello?? sir???? WHO AUTHORIZED THIS??? IM UN-FUCKING-WELL. they are so cute. this is so cute. i'm going to PASS. THE FUCK. AWAY.

"Hobbits really are amazing creatures, as I have said before. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch."

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