So Will Pink Connie Still Age Or Is She Gonna Be Immortal Now?

Badboys soul eater au

Joel is a small short range hunting knife. a brutal close quarters weapon that always results in The users hands getting bloodied but etho wields him like a ninja would a throwing knife because he looks like kakashi who is a ninja. somehow this actually works out for them 

Jimmy is a chain whip with a lantern that has a flame in it that loudly explodes everything it touches as a result every person that has ever partnered with him has run for the hills the moment they realized how dangerous it is to control and others that already know dread having to work with such a destructive weapon. even his friends don’t want the potential catastrophe that could result except for tango who loves explosions and thinks the chains give him a fabulous aesthetic 

Grian is a bow and arrow not just the bow but also the arrows if scar shoots an arrow as far as he can then grian will be able to tell him where it landed and what is happening in the area. The bow materializes a new arrow when ever an arrow has been shot so scar can shoot multiple arrows that land in many different locations but Grian can’t be everywhere at once so he can only choose to be present at one location so when ever he transfers his consciousness to a single arrow he has to leave scar unattended as you can imagine he doesn’t like doing this 

why not both

It would not be his first polyamorous marriage attempt

hoping this time it works out(it probably won’t)

Five bucks quackity shows up at the wedding tomorrow in a wedding dress announcing that he’s in love with the groom. Which groom? Cellbit probably

steven universe if the diamonds had weapons

We already know that that pink diamond used a shield to fight because she didn’t like fighting and because she’s defensive 

I think Yellow would have gauntlets because she is fast and likes to get up close and personal she would channel lightning through them like two tasers 

Blue would use a long distance bow she would make arrows out of her emotional aura it would allow her to increase her range and be more precise 

White would use a fashionable intricate and intimidating hand fan she would use it to block and throw like pinks shield except hers is only for show 

I think it would be cool to see a guest on one of jimmy’s Christmas town videos who doesn’t celebrate Christmas

I know it’s a Christmas town but it would be fun to hear about how people who don’t celebrate Christmas spend the holiday season and they could share their own holiday traditions

In helluva boss au Tommy is Loona dream messes with quackity so he will be moxxi but closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one and his lover sapnap is Millie he is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most supportive out of there group

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

think it’s cool how tango and Scott the two people who jimmy are most frequently paired with have heavy associations with the elements of fire and ice because characters with power over those elements are often opposites in temperament and personality which is the case for them as well so the fact that jimmy is close with both of them I think says something about jimmy

Tubbo was the child of a superhero that wasn’t heroic so he ran away and inserted himself into sams and ranboos family 

tommy can float because in origins Smp he is a chicken child that can fall with style and maybe he can heal because I liked the Steven universe idea or he can talk to animals because him loving animals is a cute part of his character and I want everyone to tease him for having Disney princess powers 

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Evil villain Dream that started being a villain as a young teenager then found orphan Tommy and takes care of him while causing atrocities

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Sounds fun, like many a high-jinks will ensure. XD Plus morally questionable Heroes

Empires smp season 1 crystal cliffs headcanons

My head canon for crystal cliffs is that it is notorious for being the empire with the worst food 

It is a school and the closest thing they have to a government is the school board and gem

There food is close to what would be served in a school cafeteria because they focus on studying and teaching they like food that is easy to make and cheap to produce 

The students and teachers are forced to get creative and try to find ways to make it more palatable 

They use spell’s to artificially flavor the food or use spells on themselves to change the way their taste buds perceive the taste 

The food is not natural and the while edible the taste is off and noticeably different from what it is trying to emulate ( like how banana flavored candy tastes different from bananas)

One good thing that comes out of this situation is that they are also known for their food lasting years and being well preserved 

They have very manufactured products just like the grimland s which makes sense because most of the students are from the grimland 

I dunno if you’ve been asked this but if you had to pick a song based on cuteguy/grian, what song would you pick?

OH WE HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR THE AU SO BUCKLE UP!

Queen of Kings Is Cuteguy based on Lyrics/Story wise, but based on vibes only Dance the Night is a song I match with Cuteguy

Seventeen is definitely a Grian song storywise, but vibes only, any song of The Crane Wives fit his vibe

Cuteguy is Pop while Grian is Acoustic

Numb Little Guy is Scar lyrics/story wise (i will go insane dont test me), while vibes only he is So Alright, Cool, Whatever

Metaphor is sooo Hotguy coded when it comes to story, while GUY EXE is THE hotguy vibes

Any song that has Beach vibes reminds me of Scar, Hotguy songs need to have a big presence idk how to describe it